The Quotes Book

6

This chapter is mainly from online friends and discord so there will be more swearing than usual and a few NSFW mentions. Anyway on with the chapter-

1'haha milk'

1'why is your phone on 6% and it's 2AM in the screenshot? Bro are you alright?'
2'remind me to crop later screenshots'

1'you asked to be eroded'

1'I posted furry content and got 4 death threats'
2'only 4?'

1'Russia is thicc'

1'please refrain from pissing on the broom'

1'do not fuck the porcupines...'
2'...'
3'or the hedgehogs...'
2'...'
4'and for the love of fucking God stop posting sonic hentai'

1'let's compress the cishets'

1'rasputin had a big dick'
2'holy crap he did'

1'GOD FUCKING DAMMIT UNITED KINGDOM'
2'What's wrong this time?'
1'there were more searches for COVID Vaccine than hentai...'

1'so like... Tits... Am I right ladies, gentlemen and anyone of other genders who may like booba?'

1'your phone is at three percent, it is 1AM you just finished crying over a LOTR fanfiction and now you're writing a chapter of funny things people have said, finishing it on something that one of the voices in your head are saying to you right now. GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP'