The Quotes Book

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1'i wanted to be the quirky batboy'

1'we walk in pride-'
2'BITCH WE AIN'T STANDING ON GAY PEOPLE'

1' ah yes, it was definitely your cat, and not me disguised as your cat, who shat on your bed'

1' you're not an ugly gremlin, you're just a gremlin'

1' lmao that moment when you would play a song about nuclear warfare infront of your parents but not a slightly kinky song'

1'i want Spiccy doritos'

1'i gave my humour to a leprechaun and in return, he gave me a rainbow and mental illnesses'
2' fucking Irish bastards'

1' "fuckibg" was successfully removed'
2' fuckibg finally...'
2'SHIT-'

1'i am armed with a baseball bat and surrounded by furries. I must Bonk them all to horny hail or become furrified'

1' HORNY ALWAYS WINS'

1'remove all dicks at check in point'

1' how does one make a glory hole?'
2'you blow a hole in the wall- *W H E E Z E*'

1'do you often try to distract yourself from responsibilities?'
2'bitch, this quiz IS the distraction from responsibilities'
1'do you often procrastinate on a long task and then finish it within the last week?'
2'i have to write 3/4 of a DnD campaign tonight and instead of doing it over the two weeks I was given or doing it now, I procrastinated AND TOOK A' do I have ADHD quiz' FOR FUCK SAKE'

1'so anyways, now there's rats on the floor'

1'I WANT TO FLIRT WITH THE SPIDER'

1'IF YOU KILL THE MERMAID I WIL SHAVE YOUR HEAD'

1' why does this hurt so much?'
2'probably because you've been stabbed'
1'yeah, that would make sense'

1'leap years create alcoholic 4 year olds'

1'the small children will eat slabs of leg meat'

1'we have chaos on one side, and on the other side, we have chaos with slightly more common sense'

1'i am currently the strange trans kid sitting on the corner, surrounded by dogs at the family gathering'