The Quotes Book

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1*goat noises*
1*dies cutely*

1'did you just gaslight me into coughing?'

1'how much spaghetti?'
2'...yes'

1'i hope your next customervfucking stabs you for your shit prices- OOH A BUTTERFLY!'

1'I'm going to drive myself off a cli- CRATES :D!!!!!'

1*mothman*
2'ah yes, CLOTHES'

1'alpacas = drugs'

1'one time... I had a dad-'
2'-and then you didn't'
1'and then I didn't.'
3'the fortune teller says... fatherless'

1'what would your mum say if I cosplayed jesus?'
2'why would you cosplay jesus?'

1'what are they doing?'
2'T-posing'
3'jesusing'

1'soggy cheddars'
1'cheesy water'

1'ah yes'
1'moist tissue crumbs'

1'embrace the tingle'

1'half alcohol leg'

1'freddo is half naked'

1&2*aggressive pigeon noises intensify*

1'dying to death'

1'my trauma gave me a good sense of humour. Your trauma just made you a massive bitch'

1'hey guys, I'll be your teacher today, now who wants to set something on fire?!'

1'Are you ok?"
2'*gibberish*'
1'Is this what Subway Surfers is doing to you?'

1'What if I whip and nae-naed to Mother Mother?'

1'I'm all for Gerard Way being in this video.'

1'who cares about showering, I want to win fruit ninja!'

1'hee hee hoo hoo murder'

1,2,3&4*debating club*
2'IF I FIRE A HARPOON IN YOUR FACE-'

1'i like my coffee like I pike my husbands. Dead.'

1'im going to go beat up the ninja turtles'
1'join the wall realm with your brothers!'