The Quotes Book

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1'dad I can't find my ten tiny jock straps for my feet!'

1' why else would you sit alone in a dark hallway eating cheese and crackers and licking rocks?'

1' we're banning the word UwU'

1' go be a cat boy somewhere else'

1'jeff bezoz is a furry'
2'and elon musk is a scaly'

1' Jesus was a trans, scaly, man slut'

1'salty ass crack'

1'i am not familiar with the childs'

1' it's literally powdered jam at this point'
2'its find I can just snort it'

1' my knees are in the oven'

1' it's lesbian flavoured'

1'im eating my lunch'
2'TOENAILS'

1'my boots are whores'

1' Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK because he was a superior twink to him'
2'NO THEY WERE IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP THEN LEE GOT JEALOUS THAT JOHN WOULDN'T LEAVE HIS WIFE FOR HIM'
3'TIME TO SEARCH SOME THINGS ON AO3'

1' is it dandruff or food colouring?'
2' it's crack'
3'its Prince Philip's ashes'

1'i have hay fever'
2'i have gay fever'
1' aren't you pansexual?'
2'im in constant lung pain'

1' so if i woke up tomorrow as Vanessa The Pink Penguin'
2'yeah. If you want'
1' wait what-'
2'if you make a transphobic joke, you need to fucking stick to it Vanessa'

1' what about weed?'
2'yes, think about how the weed feels'
3'lets set fire to some orphans'