The Quotes Book

18

1'russia, the milf of the slavs'

1'I FUCKING HATE THE TAX TOUCAN'

1'I'm not the therapist friend, I'm the friend who's also mentally ill so they're awake at 3AM aswell and will listen to your ranting because they understand your mental pain and trauma after the last rant session.'

1'if they're just roommates, they can fuck without making anyone mad!'
2' oh my god they were roommates'

1'i don't understand why you all seem to like sad music so much'
2'im a fear filled queer'
3'a not okay gay'
4'a sad fag'
5'the mental illness music make the brain go brr'

1'lmao I have over three hours of sad songs in this playlist'

1'i like space'
2'ass'
1'what?'
2'...'
1'why did you-is there anything going to be added to that or?'
2'tronaught'
1'ok then'

1' there was another giant spider in my room'
2'oh no'
1'i named him timmy'
3'OH NO!'

1'i filled the entire place with rocket firing unicorns!'
2'why is there just one dragon in the corner?'
1'i got emotionally attached to it at the start. Anyway-'

1' who has all the cool ones?'
2'b    r    e    a    d'

1' your options are
1)USSR
2)norway
3)indea
4)cenoda'

1'he bought me a collar'
2'AND HE TRIED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE ELSE NOT TO BUY ONE FOR ME A FEW DAYS AGO! THAT BASTARD!'

1'i wonder if you like greneda day'

1'haggis, fluffy cows, and bagpipes'
2'also, fuck the english'

1' OH FUCK YEAH DUDE! I LOVE THIS FISH!'

1' you lost Jesus?'

1' fuck gender, I just want to piss'

1'that TV has some cake! It be thicc! The TV has a big ass'

1'timmy got stuck in the radiator. Timmy is dead'

1' then we stole a bear from the person we had brutally killed and eaten in horrifying detail using honey who then lead us up the hill safely while we rode the giant yellow badgers'