The Quotes Book

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1'i sent a short and extremely emotional essay on how I want to die by falling off a cliff, and you reply with "blood eagle"'

1' hi! We're discussing equally splitting the money between ourselves of, when I die, you all sell my body on the black market, and then tell my family I was cremated and possibly had my ashes thrown off a cliff'

1' Bendydick Cucumberpatch, the really good detective dude with a magic necklace'

1'so the GSA is on every two weeks-'
2'so the GSA is... Bi-weekly?'

1'i never want to open a door to find a massive woman trying to eat a baby, ever again'

1' WHERE'S MY MUSHROOM?????????'

1' saying "num num" before everything makes every situation so much better'
2'num num spinal column'
3'num num abortion'
4'oh god-'

1'UwUno wevewse bitch'

1' first the strange Knee Cult, then you start going on about cum buckets because of oreos? The fuck?'
2'im adding that to the book'
1'i will never understand you'
2'nope'

1'we're talking about my boyfriend's toes'

1'whats the point in straight people? They can only date one gender'

1'why are you vandalising other people's genders?'

1'i have a kettle boiling in my shower because I want to know what it feels like to be a teabag'

1'i don't want to be named after financial issues'