The Quotes Book

54

1'the word boobs was definitely made by an engineer"

1'i'll be right back'
2'ok, I'll just be writing about sad gay people maybe dying'

1'YOU CANNOT HEADCANON MY DAD AS A DEMIBOY'
2'I CAN, I WILL AND I ALREADY HAVE'
1'AAAAAAAAAA'

1'i can't get these gay pirates out of my brain'

1'mm salty'
2'did you say my name?'

1'WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER?'
2'IM PUTTING PEZ IN HER'
3'THINK ABOUT WHST YOU SAY'
1'YOU'VE ERECTED ANNA'

1'NO, I DONT WANT ERECT ANNA TO EAT MY NOSE!'

1'do you want to consume Anna's dead fetus'

1'how many boats do the dead have?'

1'i misread that as "please place rubbish in the real world"'
2'hate it when people accidentally put their rubbish in an alternate reality'

1'a quote, from MY FATHER:'
2'i want that on my gravestone, "filled to the brim"'

1'apologies, just let me yell at this machine about how little it knows of biology'

1&2*silence*
1'PUNETT SQUARES!'

1'STOP AUTOCORRECTING QUEEF TO QUEEN'

1'DOES THE CAT DIE?'
1'he says pog'

1'i want to go to ye old hot topic'

1'i don't want nipples to bite me'

1'egg the Ted'

1'ok we're ready to go-'
2'wtf is that?'
1'what is what-? Oh that! That's my emotional support bastard! :)'
2'...your fucking wha-'
3'FUCK OFF BITCH-'