The Quotes Book

67

1'then there's the king's three headed dog'
2'yum'

1'im going to see candice in fondol deez balls because shes got syphilis'

1'we need a bathroom or a cat'
2'just pisses on a cat'

1'im one of those wobbly wavey men'

1'Vecnas but cheeks'

1'i want to attack your baby'

1'im going to set this child on fire'

1'do not fucketh'

1'why is this such a good song omfg'
1'im going to explode'

1'instead of being measured by strength, its measures by how much you know about horses'

1'my scalp is crusty'
1'👁'
1'oh its actually sand'
1'👁'
2'👁'

1'dont throw your batman'

1'ahdfjssuf'
1'outisaursgifus'
1'IVE BECOME A MOSHI MONSTER'

1'my name is demitri-'
2'IT WAS YOUUUUUUU'
2'YOU WROTE THE FANFICS'

1'book should be spelt with an e so it's more French'

1'one of my favourite attacks, when i was a duck-'

1'i think I shall ponder life's meaning in here'
1*violent trumpeting*

1'MARGRET HOWS THE TELEPORTATION MACHINE C-'
2'oh yeah, and Margaret died'
1'what-'
2'from eating my mother's corpse'

1'my mother still got nightmares from that one time my aunt sat on her face'

1'just violently fart until I hear you, if you want back out'

1'Carl, why is this grave shitting?'

1'why the fuck are my cats floating?