The Quotes Book

52

1'i will continue to abuse my power as a not-woman'
2'shut up, non-wom'

1'hamburger'
2'beesechurger- BAMHURGER'
1'im gonna bamhurger your mom'
2'what sex position is that?'

1'i can rest my boobs on the table'
2'youre scary'
3'yes, fear the boobs'
1'fear the mommy milkers'
3'TITPHOBIA'

1'pirates are just gay sky birds'

1'moana is just mona lisa with an extra asshole'

1'homophobic roadmen are attracted to loud fnaf music'

1'i have bush trauma help me'

1'ah yes, satan granddaddy'

1'i like making old man noises, it's a hobby'

1'get out from under the table!'
2'GET A BETTER THEORY THAN GIANT BEES!'

1'came for the volleyball, stayed for the therapy'

1'if I was a biscuit what would I be?'
2'sex'
3'thats not a biscuit'

1*twisting 2's arm behind their back'
3'WHATS HAPPENING?'
2'LESBIAN RIGHTS'

1'2 got angrier'
2*:)*

1'where did I put my mental health? Ab fuck I left it in my trouser pocket'
2'well fuck, it's gone through the washing machine along with your earphones, and they'll be ruined now, so fuck you I guess'

1'i dont have a soul, I'm ginger'

1'im not gonna stand on them'
2'thats she said'
1'...'
2'i don't know either'

1'Mike Wazowski is fit'

1'why is there so much shit on the floor? It's kinda shitty'
1'SHITTYMATIDDY'

1'when did I mcfucking ask?'