The Quotes Book

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1'my aunt is in hospital with COVID'
2'oh no...'
1'another ond bites the dust'

1'im high on adrenaline'
2'cannabis is long'

1'ah yes, my favourite pre-dinner snack. Fruity flaverous knees'
2'no'
1'apologies, pre-dinner nibble'
2'exactly'

1'soup sawer'
2'bread bakes'
2'wait that's not right...'

1'i think I severely injured my muscle because I danced too hard to Rasputin'

1'im such a whore for inanimate objects'

1'i wouldn't date him he smells like yeast'
2'i can spray him if you want'
1'what the f-'
3*moaning in the background*
4'help'
5'I love English class'

1'you know what's cringe? This headache. You know what's also cringe? Doing taxes.'

1'my sanity hopped out a window three years ago'
2'along with your gender'
1'yeah'

1'everyone is afraid of magic skeletons, but I would more more scared if it was just the flesh'
2'floating meatsack'
3'you need to stop'

1'the slatheen are just bagged farts'

1'abuse!!!'
2'you took my skull...'

1'you sound like my grandpa'
2'HUYEEEGH'

1'who needs self love when you've got pickles'
2'who needs self love when you've got MMMMMMMMM'
1'who needs self love when you've got *taxi noises*'
2'who needs self love when you're a postman now'
1'who needs self love when you've got a lawer'
2'who needs self love when got a tape measure'
1'who needs when you're self confused...'

1'nest of walls'

1'and then theres anal sex'
2'lol yum- wait no, bad timing-'

1'i wonder what it thinks my zodiac sign is?"
1'oh balls, it appears i was never born'

1'hello, we're discussing whether or not Squidward could eat pussy. Want a crisp?'
2*backs away slowly*

1'girlboss is absolutely gender neutral'

1'who needs self love when you've got a baguette on a fa-...'
2'far'
3'a long way to run-'
2'that was played at my Gran's funeral'
3'oh'

1'welcome to the dehydration station, where I take all of your bodily fluids'
2'if you took all of someone's bodily fluids, and put it in a jar... what colour would it be?'
1'tasty'

1'we're being Rick Rolled by some wet bones'

1'shuffle shuffle in a big man's world'
1'theres a magpie outside'
1'bark'

1'no I dont want to do assplay!!!'
1'RICK ASTLEY'
1'ooh I didn't know he was English!'
1'huh, his dad's name is Horris'

1*kills owlbear*
2'i got a baby owlbear'
3'OH NO'
2'its a hey mamas owlbear'

1'are you ok?'
2'yes, I swear to drunk, I'm not god'

1'he died eating ass like a boss bitch'