Moonlark: Now that we fixed the fourth wall, we can continue on!
Moonlark: Well, isn't this a normal sight? Blue skies... the sun is out... our main characters are getting ready for war... well, isn't this a typical cliche chapter?
Patrick: MOONLARK, STOP NARRATING THE STORY!!!
Moonlark: Let me do my job, gosh damit!
Patrick: No, it's annoying and nobody cares.
Moonlark: Narrator's never get to have any fun
Patrick: Shut up, I have to deal with Daryll screaming PAZURA! All the time!
Daryll: OH SHUT UP, BOSSY!
Moonlark: Oh, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
Daryll: YOUR FOURTH WALL WON'T PROTECT YOU NOW!
Daryll: *stares at the reader*
Patrick: Stop breaking the fourth wall in a chapter where we're breaking the fourth wall!
Moonlark: What
Daryll: A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls!
Patrick: No breaking the fourth wall in the halls.
Moonlark: Ah welcome back readers, as you can see, this is what made this book rated M for mature.
Daryll: REALLY?!
Moonlark: Of course not. The reason why it's rated M is that it's implied that Patrick and Azura had sex.
Daryll: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Moonlark: HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GOT PREGNANT?!
Daryll: Oh
Patrick: How stupid are you?!
Daryll: Not as stupid as you, you're younger than me!
Patrick: PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY?!
Moonlark: *looks at audience* You guys are probably sitting down right now, reading this while I'm dealing with this shit.
Patrick: It's getting really quiet over here... we just entered a chapter of possible doom, haven't we?
Moonlark: Maybe
Patrick: NOT HELPFUL!
Moonlark: Sorry, but it's my job. I can't tell you everything.
Daryll: Tell us something
Moonlark: No-
[Moonlark is a weeb who watches Love Live Nijigasaki]
Moonlark: Okay, editor, can you not?
[Moonlark is a fucking emo]
Moonlark: Aw come on!
[And now I will take my leave before it's too late]
Moonlark: Oh thank God, the editor is gone.
Patrick: Who's the editor?
Moonlark: My other self, she's reading this as we speak.
Patrick: I'll remember that
[Patrick will remember that]
Patrick: Get these editor shit off of me
[Leaves]
Daryll: I found a script!
Moonlark: Oh no... Daryll, this is not a good idea! Don't read the script-
Daryll: NO AMOUNT OF FOURTH WALLS WILL STOP ME!
Patrick: Oh god...
Daryll: *flips to a random page*
[These are not the exact words]
Daryll: This is the end of it all. There is no more, the series has ended, this is the final book and the end of Ember's journey. I thank you for sticking with me and my crappy series until the end.
Daryll: THE SERIES IS ENDING?!
Moonlark: Yes, it's very obvious I mean, I've been saying this repeatedly.
Daryll: Haha, nice joke. Is it April 1st?
[No, it's not April 1st, check the calendar and check the Keyblade Legends Page on the Rainimator Fanon Wiki, bitch]
Daryll: Damit...
Moonlark: What is this life?
Patrick: No idea... bitch
Moonlark: Oh, the chapter is going to end.
Patrick: Drat, I just realized, Instead of using this chapter to get prepared to fight the Overseer, we spent the entire chapter arguing with the author.
Moonlark: That's right, Pat!
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Embers of Eternity (Book 8 of the Keyblade Legends Rainimator Fanfic Series)
FanfictionThey had lost their land... their family... friends... everything Kyllian Wilcox is now dead, which means that the Frostbourne and the Terrayite Kingdom should be able to relax. However, new threats have arrived. The Overseer, slowly corrupting as m...
