Embers of Eternity (Book 8 of the Keyblade Legends Rainimator Fanfic Series)

Chapter 136: Was He Faking The Entire Time?!

Rain's POV

Am I in a dream?

I was floating in the middle of the forest, as if I was a ghost.

What is this?

What kind of drugs did Ciara spike my drink with this time?

I looked around at the forest.

Odd... this place looks too familiar...

Now, I'm not sure why this is another dream sequence, I just think that the author is running out of ideas.

I floated around for a while, just taking my time, wondering why I was dreaming this of all things.

Wait, is that me?!

I looked over to see myself and Stella chatting with each other.

Oh, this must be back when we were looking for Ember's girlfriend.

Speaking of which, where is he?

I started to go look for him, but then I stopped. Why did I even care? He was an idiot.

But something compelled me to look for him anyways, and besides, if I recalled correctly, this was when he got blown up by a creeper.

I just wanted to see how that idiot managed to do such an idiot thing.

So, I started to search for the idiot.

Finally, after ten minutes, I finally found the idiot.

And of course, he was near a fucking Creeper.

I facepalmed. THAT IDIOT PIECE OF!

And for some damn fucking reason, that idiot piece of shit was just ranting on about something.

"That idiot Dragon Tamer!" He was saying. "He's always like Ember, you are so stupid, there isn't anyone who's as dumb as you. I make so much smarter choices than you do! He just keeps telling me how nobody could be as dumb as I am!"

I guess he didn't give a fuck that a creeper was here.

Hiss.

Ember turned around to see the Creeper.

"Oh hello, Mr. Creeper," he said.

The creeper hissed.

"You know that Rain guy? You know the almighty Dragon Tamer?" He asked.

The Creeper glared and hissed once more.

"So you have heard of him!" Ember realized. "Well, I'm currently traveling with him..."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! RUN AWAY YOU IDIOT!

"And he's just so annoying!" He continued. "He's always like Ember, you are so stupid. Only idiots scream out ship names. Well, excuse me Prince. But who was the one who travelled to the Nether all by himself and almost got himself killed? Yeah, that's right! But still, that doesn't make him dumb, because he's a hero! He's amazing! Oh my god! We're not worthy of you!" 

The Creeper hissed once more, as if to say hey, I understand how you feel.

Ember grinned. "Hey Creeps," he said. "You mind doing something for me?"

The Creeper hissed, clearly interested.

"You blow me up," Ember said. "But enough that you don't kill me."

The Creeper hissed as if it was saying bro what the hell?

"I need to make sure that he thinks I'm the biggest idiot in the world!" Ember explained. "And then... I'll show just how cunning and manipulative I can be. Besides, wouldn't flipping Rain out be so funny?" 

The Creeper hissed and the two had a deal.

Ember smiled as the Creeper turned white...

KABOOM!

Ember fell over and it was obvious that he had just had an encounter with a Creeper. But he was grinning, as if he knew something that I didn't. 

I just stared in complete shock.

He did it on purpose, he wanted this to happen!

And I fell for it!

His stupidity? Was he been faking this entire time? Is he really smarter than I thought?