The Avengers preferences & Imagines

His drunk texts

A/N: I know Steve can't get drunk but just role with it lol, I'm in the writing mood today.

Enjoy!

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Tony Stark (Iron Man):

Tony: I just seen this lemon and it made me think of you:)

You: That's romantic >.<

Tony: I wanna fuck you ;)

You: Tony...you're drunk..love you, see you in the morning!

Tony: Who is this...?

You: Oh my god...-.-

Clint Barton (Hawkeye):

Clint: I haf to tell you sumthin....

You: What?

Clint: I havent had my periosd in 3 monthsss I think I'm pregnant...

Clint: Dont leave me!

You: You are a boy...

Clint: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Steve Rogers (Captain America):

Steve: BAYYYBE

You: What happened, Steve?

Steve: I JUST MET TONY STARK OH MI GASH!!!

You: Steve...you've known Tony for a couple years...?

Steve: CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!!!

Thor Odinson (Thor):

Thor: Beek a boo!

You: It's peek a boo, Thor....

You: Wait....Have you been drinking?

Thor: I've been drinkinnnnn

You: Thought so...

Thor: WATERMELON,,,

You: Oh My Goodness....you're an idiot....

Bruce Banner (The Hulk):

Bruce: Heyyyyy;)

You: Hey babe...? I thought you were with the guys....

Bruce: Wate..,.who is this?

Bruce HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBERRR?

You: Oh My Gosh Bruce....You're drunk....-_-

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)

Pietro: Hey babe! Guesss whAt!

You: What Pietro...? -_-

Pietro: I...am....QUiCKSILver....\

Pietro: Butshhhh, no1 can knoe....

You: Babe....go find Wanda and tell her to take you to bed...

Pietro: BuT Id rRATHERR goO TO beD wiT yOOOUuuuoooUU....

You: Go find Wanda, baby...

Pietro: Otayyyy. Ooooh look pizza rolls....

James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes (The Winter Soldier):

Bucky: BABe MI FONE DYd :,,,(

You: Than how are you texting me right now...?

Bucky: OH. It dIdnt dy....I WaS USUING STTTeve

You: Okay...bye James...

Bucky: Byeee 320#swagggg