The Avengers preferences & Imagines

Text messages

A/N: Thought this would be something instead of those lists or other drabbles. So this book is currently at #126 in fanfiction which is amazeballs, thank you so much for getting me there and it means loads to me. Lol I feel famous 

Enjoy!

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Tony Stark (Iron Man): Random

Tony: come. here. now

You: come. pick. me. up

Tony: You can drive....

You: I know babe, I know but I don't have a car

Tony: come on steal one?????

You: I don't steal!

Tony: you stole my heart, you thief

Clint Barton (Hawkeye): Morning text

Clint: Good morning beautiful! I hope that you had sweet dreams about me.  I'm so terribly sorry that I couldn't there today. How was your first night without me? Did you sleep with the teddy bear I gave you? Mine was bad since I missed you loads and the bed here is cold when I have no one to cuddle with. Anyways, hopefully you will have a nice day now that I send you this message you can read as soon as you wake up. I love you!

Steve Rogers (Captain America): You're drunk

Steve: Wasn't the party over yet

You: nnwo, I still have to visit Patrick Sttrar

Steve: are you being for real or are you drunk?

You: no!but like reallyyyy! I am searchii,,ng under every rock bbut Patrick is neva home

Steve: so you're drunk

You: NO WFT ARE YUO TAKING ABOUT SIRRY?

You: hey wook there's pinapple, DIE SPONGEBOOO DIEEEE

Thor Odinson (Thor): Thor bought a new phone

Thor: LADY Y/N, IIIIIIIII JUST BOUGHTG THJOS OPHONE

You: I can see, aren't your fingers too large to type

Thor: NO OF COUYRSE NOT??? WHY ARE YOU TSAYING THAT

You: Because your fingers are too big to type, not to do oher things though 

Thor: WHAT DOES THATH MEAN MY LALADY? 

Bruce Banner (The Hulk): Goodnight message

Bruce: It's 5 minutes before you go to bed so you're probably laying in bed and watching some pictures or playing games on your phone. Everything went well today, no one is injured so please don't be worried about me. Don't watch the news or read the newspapers, you'll be too worried if you do. Well your eyes are almost closing now so I'll keep it short so that you can head to bed: I will be back the day after tomorrow and then we can do anything you want. Goodnight sweetheart, sweet dreams and I'll see you soon xxx.

James "Bucky" Barnes (The Winter Soldier): Saying sorry

Bucky: Hey

You: Hey.

Bucky & you (at the same time): I'm sorry

Bucky & you (at the same time: oh hahaha

Bucky: I love you

You: I love you too

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver): Moving in with him

You: What's the key in my present for?

Pietro: It's the key to my heart and to my room in the tower?

You: aweeee that's so sweet

Pietro: I knoww, I'm amazing

You: wait... you don't even have that kind of lock on your door

Pietro: ooopppsss. I didn't see that coming