The Avengers preferences & Imagines

Your drunk texts

A/N: I don't know why I keep writing these weird things oh so suddenly, anyways I hope you are all having a very nice day.

Enjoy!

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Tony Stark (Iron Man):

You: Ur SAH HAWT

Tony: Thanks? You're pretty sexy yourself ;)

You: Can WE DUCK?

You: I MEAN FUCK?

Tony: Umm, baby...Are you drunk or high?

You: A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. LOLOLOLLOL

Tony: kay, I thought so...I'm coming to pick you up...

You: Okay

You: CAN WE STLL FUCK THO?

Tony: maybe tomorrow, okay?

You: OKai

Clint Barton (Hawkeye):

 You: This sand is so soft...

Clint: What? Y/N Where are you!?

You: The park....I tink...

Clint: I think that's grass darling...is it green?

You: OHG YESSS HOW DID YOU KNOE?!

Clint: Y/N, you're drunk...I'll be right there

Steve Rogers (Captain America):

You: I juSt sawww diz rally big cucumber.......,,...It reminded me of sumthin ;)

You: (It's ur dick,...LOL)

Steve: Y/N HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK?!

You: IDK MAN, STAHP YELLING..

You: I JUST REALLI WANT THE D

Steve: what have you done with my innocent Y/N?

You: IDK man, ask the cuuuuucumber, not me....

Thor Odinson (Thor):

 You: WHY WOULD YOU SPILL VODKA ALL OVER MY DRESSSS!?

Thor: Lady Y/N? What happened? I'm at home...

You: YOU SPILT VODKA ON MY DRESS YOU DUCKING SLUt

Thor: Love....I'm coming to pick you up from the party, okay?

You: DON KILLS MI VIBE BITCH.

Bruce Banner (The Hulk):

You: asdfghjkl

Bruce: Y/N?

You: ur sah asdfghjkl

You: You sexi

You: Like DAYYUUMMM

Bruce: Alright, baby...I think you've partied enough...Coming to pick you up...

You: OkAI CAN YOU MAKE MEH PIZZA ROLLS?

Bruce: Sure :)

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver):

You: BABEE COME PICk me UP

Pietro: Why? The party isn't fun?

You: YAH I JUsT REllY WANA FCK YOOOOUUUU

Pietro: kk, I'm coming....but you're going straight to bed...

You: YOU CANT CONTROLE ME DiCKTAITOR

You: SEE wHAT I DID DERE.? HEHE

Pietro: Oh god...-.-

James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes (The Winter Soldier):

 You: I THINK I JST DIEDDDDD

Bucky: What? Babe, what's wrong?

You: I JUST LOST MY PIZZA AND IT HURTSSO BADD

Bucky: I'll pick you up and we can get more pizza, okay?

You: OAKY.

You: CAN WE GET TACO BALLS 2?

Bucky: Taco bell? Yeah sure :)