Spencer Reid - One Shots

Unauthorized Documentary

Content Warning: Language, Fluff💐
963 words

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Ever since you joined the cast of Criminal Minds as a new agent, everyone welcomed you and you all became very close. Especially you and Mathew Gray Gubler since you play each other's love interests. Mathew truly was your best friend, and you were his. Of course, both of you were too naive to realize you both desperately love one another.

It was now lunch time as you walked into the break room. You were the first to arrive and eat your lunch. Scrolling on your phone (specifically TikTok of course), you start to hear someone at the door. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Mathew talking to his camera man for his docs.

"I'm very good with the ladies. Better than Shemar because I've got fantastic pick up lines no woman can resist." He barely whispered to the camera before he walked over to you

"Hey (Y/N)." He greets as he sat down in front of you

"Hi Goob." You reply kindly

"You know, they say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?" He flirts with a smirk. Playing his own game, you reply;

"Are you saying I'm worthless?" You retorted with a look of fake hurting. He started to stumble over his words because he was caught. You can't help but start laughing at his reaction

"You're fine Mathew. Anyways, want to eat with me?" You asked casually. He let out a small sigh of relief and then chuckled

"As long as it's me n' u!" He flirted again

"Down boy. Four real dates first." You say before standing up, ruffling his hair, and walking away towards the camera to go back to your trailer. Meanwhile, Mathew sat there star struck

"You good Mathew?" The camera man asked as he continued rolling

"Y-Yup." He said as he collected himself back into character "What can I say? Pickup lines work every time."

—The Next Day—

"A lot of people want to know how and why I am constantly being asked out. And I'll tell ya'; reverse psychology. Plain and simple. I'm gonna show you how I do it..." Mathew explained to the camera as he walked towards your trailer

"Okay. Obviously, you gotta' have flowers. (Y/N)'s favorite are any kind of wildflower. So that being said, I got them right here because when she sees them, it'll add to the appeal."

"I thought you said any generic flower for any girl would do it." His friend said behind the camera. Mathew tried not to blush at the new unscripted comment his friend tricked him with

"W-Whatever. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that when you talk to the lady, you lead her on and make her believe you're the one asking her out, but by the end, she'll be at your feet. It's better just to demonstrate than explain. Watch this..." Mathew continued to your door and knocked. From inside, you were finishing putting your costume on for the next scene. You go over to the door to answer

"Goob?" You ask

"Hi (Y/N/N). Can I come in?" He smiles while displaying the flowers to you. You blush but noticed the camera behind him. You couldn't help but feel slightly disappointed

"Y-yeah sure." You let him in and he makes himself at home on your couch while you finish up your makeup

"So, how you've been?"

"I'm good..?" You reply hesitantly

"Well I'd assume so now that I'm around." He said somewhat cockily

"Yes, of course." You giggled sarcastically with an eye roll

"I bet you'd love me around more."

"W-what?"

"I'm sure you're dying to get ahold of this." He gestured to himself. Looking at the camera like Jim from The Office, you take a seat next to him

"It's funny, you play a genius, yet you're not so smart with all the things you've picked up on from doing so..." You say as you sit very very close to him. You lean your right elbow on the top of the couch, trailing your hand along his upper arm, soon reaching his hair.

"W-well I-I wouldn't say that per se—" He stuttered

"I see what you're trying to do Mathew." You say in a sultry voice. He tenses up when he feels your left hand rest on his upper thigh

"Reverse psychology? That's the best you got? I just know you can't deny that you're the one who's desperate for me. Personally, I've picked up a few profiling tricks...and I can see it in your eyes." You say sexily while playing with his hair. He's as red as a tomato at this point. You surprised him by tugging his hair so you can whisper against his exposed neck;

"You want me Mathew?"

"Y-y-yes..." He practically moaned

"Then fucking take me..." You start before ghosting your plump lips against his skin, making him shudder

"...to the set! We got a new scene to film with everyone. I'll see you there!" You continue your sentence and completely surprise him, almost giving him whiplash from the change of tone. You pat his shoulder, almost encouragingly, and smiled so brightly it almost made you look crazy. You scurry out of the trailer, leaving Mathew and the cameraman completely shocked.

"You okay, Gubler?" He asked trying not to laugh

"Um..." He sat there frozen

"She got you good."

"And t-that's how you s-sc—" He started again trying to get back into his confident character but ultimately failed

"Don't even try, man. She's got you wrapped around her finger. You even got a boner." He snickers as Mathew looked down

"ARE YOU STILL ROLLING??!" He blushed

"Yup." He admits as Mathew became even more embarrassed