Spencer Reid - One Shots

As a Kid

Hey guys. Here's a little prompt I came up with based off of a TikTok audio I heard that's from some show (I don't know which).
"Do you get any spankings as a kid?"
"As a kid? No...WAIT! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's not what I meant! I didn't mean—!!!"

—/—

It was another jet ride home after a happy ending case. To celebrate, Rossi brought out his secret stash of some high quality wine on the jet. Everyone sat facing each other thanks to the rotating seats. You and your boyfriend took the couch and snuggled up together. Across from you sat Derek, Emily and JJ. The two seats next to you had Hotch and Rossi in them.

Laughing about the stories everyone told, you felt so fortunate to have a wonderful family like this. But since they're like family, the inevitable teasing occurs. Especially towards you and your boyfriend, the two babies of the BAU.

"You two are literally the cutest couple ever. There I said it!" JJ announced after noticing your small PDA moment where you shared a kiss. You roll your eyes jokingly and blush.

"Our two babies of the BAU. So cute!" Emily added

"Thanks guys." Spencer blushed

"Speaking of babies, Savannah and I have been talking about kids who did or didn't have spankings growing up. Like, we were talking about Hank and got into the topic of how we were raised. And we determined a lot can be said about a person who did or didn't get spanks. So who did and didn't?" Derek announced a little bit tipsy

"Oh my gosh, yeah! The same goes with leash kids." Emily agreed "And yeah, I got a spank like once and that was it." She recalled

"My parents never did that, actually." JJ shrugged

"Rarely." Hotch shrugged

"Occasionally. My mother would use a special wooden spoon." Rossi smiled

"Ominous." Spencer joked "But no, not with me." He added "What about you love?" He asked. Everyone turned to look at you now.

"As a kid? No, no I wasn't." You shrugged and sipped your glass of wine. You felt everyone's eyes on you still and the silence was deafening. Along with Spencer's suddenly stiff figure, you ask;

"What?" You chuckled slightly at their shocked faces. Just then, it hit you. What you said was...certainly...revealing.

"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! That's not what I meant!!! That's not what I meant!!!" You practically yell in embarrassment as you rush out your words. Everyone then cackled as they profiled you and Spencer's stiff figures and awkward faces. You try to interject but their laughter is too loud. Spencer literally faced palmed.

"No! That's not—!" You try out but are cut off with laughter from your team

"So your getting spanked as an adult now, huh?" Rossi pondered jokingly

"I wonder why." Hotch chuckled a bit

"Were you being a bad girl the last time you got spanked, (Y/N)?" Derek teased

"I want to know who did the punishing!" JJ fake asked because she already knew. Everyone was in tears as you hide your face in your boyfriend's chest out of embarrassment.

"That's not what I—!!!!" You try out again

"Uh-uh. No way, you said it yourself." Emily interrupted you "So Reid seriously spanks you?!" She added

"Ooh! I bet when (Y/N) does something risky on the job Reid will punish her then." Derek teased

"OH MY GOD STOP IT!" Spencer suddenly yelped. Everyone then went quiet but there were a few accidental snickers coming from the team. The rest of the flight contained endless teasing and many questions with no filters. Walking off the jet after you eventually landed, you continued to hold hands with Spencer. When the others were out of earshot, he leaned down to whisper into your ear and nibble it;

"When we get home, you better be ready for a hell of a punishment little girl. You need to learn how to shut the fuck up."