Hajime: This budget is impossible... I'll have to add 5%.
Kakeru: Mutsuki, whatcha doin'?
Hajime: Oh, Shiwasu. I'm preparing the materials for the upcoming student council officers' meeting.
Kakeru: Hmm... Anyway, the Wi-Fi's been acting up. Any idea why?
Hajime: If that's the case then... Yayoi!
Haru: Huh?
Hajime: Would you please not download so many e-books all at once?
Haru: Wha.... How'd you know?
Kakeru: What, Yayoi again? Thanks, Mutsuki.
Koi: Mutsuki!
Hajime: Ah, Kisaragi.
Koi: For today's look, which would go better; a black shawl or a white one?
Hajime: I would say black.
Koi: I thought so! I was just thinking the same thing. Helpful as always, Mutsuki.
Arata: Mutsuki.
Hajime: What is it, Uduki?
Arata: Mutsuki, I was thinking about getting a whole roast havoc devil, but-
Hajime: The salt's over there.
Arata: Thanks, Mutsuki! That's exactly what I was looking for!
Aoi: Mutsuki!
Lucifer: Not Satsuki...
Aoi: Mutsuki! Can I borrow your credit card? Pretty please?
Hajime: Fine, but don't spend too... Hey, wait a second. Don't try and take advantage of all this commotion to swipe my card! No, you can't!
Aoi: Hmph, so close!
Luna: *zzz* *yawn*
Hajime: Luna, you'll catch a cold napping while standing up in a place like this. Go to bed.
Luna: *zzz*
Hajime: I'm getting nowhere with these materials. I guess I'll do them in my room.
Kakeru: Mutsuki, the Wi-Fi's acting up again...
Hajime: Yeah, so, Yayoi!
Haru: Hmph...
Koi: Mutsuki, should I tuck my hair behind my ears or leave it untucked?
Hajime: Maybe behind the ears would look better.
Arata: *munch* *munch* Mutsuki, I got this vampire bat sandwich and I-
Hajime: The sauce's over there.
Aoi: Mutsuki, so about your card-
Hajime: No!
Luna: *zzz* *zzz*
Hajime: What are you doing back here? I said go to bed!
Kakeru: Mutsuki, the Wi-Fi!
Hajime: Yayoi.
Haru: Hmph.
Koi: Mutsuki, fur, yes or no?
Hajime: Hey, don't be making puns with my name...
Arata: Mutsu-sushi.
Hajime: That applies to you and your sushi too!
Aoi: Mutsu-card!
Hajime: Come on, that's not even close.
Luna: *snore* Mutsuki *snore*
Hajime: Don't snore my name in your sleep!
Kakeru: Mu...
Koi: Tsu...
Arata: Ki...
Aoi: Kiiiii.
Hajime: Did you really just each say a different part of my name?
Kakeru, Koi, Arata and Aoi: Mutsuki!
Hajime: Don't harmonize! What in the Devildom do you all want? *sigh* Okay, I'm done...
Hajime: Are you all happy now? Starting now, I ban you from uttering the name "Mutsuki" for the next month.
Kakeru, Koi, Arata and Aoi: Whaaat?!
Kanade: Mutsuki.
Hajime: Banned, I said! Banned!
Kanade: Huh? What's gotten into you?
Hajime: Ah, Kanade, it's nothing.
