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Luna: Ugh, there's so much garbage in the kitchen. This is so unpretty. Natsuki! Today's your turn to take out the garbage, isn't it? Take it out, will you?

Natsuki: Who me? Couldn't be. It was Syo-chan's turn.

Syo: Who me? Couldn't be. It was Luna's turn.

Luna: Who me?! Couldn't be! There's no way!

Natsuki: Hmm, okay. I know how to settle this.

Syo: Let's do it.

Luna: Who will take out the garbage today...?

All: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

Syo/Natsuki: Paper!

Luna: Scissors!

Luna: Yay! I won!

Natsuki: *sigh*

Syo: Hmph...

Luna: Okay, you two, time for another round!

Natsuki: Ahh, I'm too tired. I don't wanna do it!

Syo: And I'm still in the middle of my mountain goat cheese pizza...!

Luna: Okay, good luck with deciding who takes out the garbage!

Natsuki: Here I go.

Syo: Yup.

Both: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

Natsuki/Syo: Scissors!

Luna: Ah, one more round, huh?

Syo: Dammit!

Natsuki: One more time.

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Luna: One more round!

Natsuki: You're quite good at this.

Syo: You're not bad yourself.

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Paper!

Luna: Another round...?

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Scissors!

Luna: Wow...

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Luna: Is this what I think it is...?

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Luna: Is this like a twin telepathy thing? Is that why you're picking the same thing?

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Two hours later...

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

Luna: Is this ever going to end?! I'm gonna go crazy so I'm leaving!

The next day...

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage... ...garbage... ...rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

Luna: You're still going?!

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage...

Luna: Are you okay? H-Hey, I'm getting worried. H-Hey...?

One week later...

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

Luna: It's like you've lost all emotions. You've become a garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors machine!

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

One month later...

Natsuki/Syo: Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! Rock! ♪ Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪!

Asmodeus: What?! You're doing it to a tune now?! What kind of weird zone are you two in?!

Natsuki/Syo: ...rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪ The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪

Luna: Now what?! It's a game where you only choose rock?

Natsuki/Syo: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ game!

Luna: Now it's a song about rocks?! All you're saying is "rock"! I can't handle this. I'm going crazy. I'll take out the garbage! And you two with it!

Natsuki/Syo: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪...

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