Kai: Shimotsuki, it looks like it's our turn to cook dinner.
Shun: So it is.
Kai: I want everyone to try something I've been really into recently. So I was thinking of making of shadow goose meat and egg lasagna.
Shun: Mmhm, good idea.
Kai: First we need to make the sauce. Place onions, mince, and tomatoes in the frying pan. Then add stock, salt, pepper, and sugar while stirring.
Shun: Okay, You're doing well.
Kai: Okay, now to try it. *glug* *nom* *nom* Hmm...Err... I'm still not sure... I'll try some more. *glug* *glug* *glug*
Shun: You're taste testing straight from the frying pan?
Kai: Hmm, I think I need to try some more. *glug*
Shun: That's a big taste test.
Kai: All right.
Shun: Do you have a better idea of the flavor yet?
Kai: One more taste.
Shun: Another?!
Kai: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
Shun: Are you sure you're not just drinking the sauce?
Kai: Okay, this should be all right! It's perfect!
Shun: Congratulations on figuring out the flavor. However, the sauce, it's all gone.
Kai: What?!
Shun: Maybe that was one too many taste tests.
Kai: I just wanted everyone to enjoy something that was truly delicious.
Shun: Your heart is in the right place but...
Kai: Let's make it one more time. First, onion, mince, and tomatoes in the frying pan. Then stock, salt, pepper, and sugar while stirring.
Shun: Okay. You're doing well.
Kai: Okay, one little tast- *glug* *glug* *glug*
Shun: Straight from the frying pan again...
Kai: *glug*
Shun: This one's long.
Kai: *gulp*
Shun: I-I'm sure that's enough. I-I think you can stop now. That's way too many big of a taste. Isn't it hot?! Wait, wait. Hold on. Give it a break. Stop!
Kai: Aaaaaah!
Shun: You drank it all...
Kai: Pheeeew! Time for another.
Shun: Hey...
Kai: Oh, sorry. You wanted a taste too, didn't you Shimotsuki?
Shun: No, that's not at all it! We're not going to get past making the sauce at this rate!
Kai: Right... The goal is to make a lasagna... *munch* This time, I'll cut back on how much I try.
Shun: You say as you literally bite into one of the onions! You're appetite is as terrifying as ever.
Kai: *munch* I seriously want to make everyone something nice to eat. *munch* *munch* This is good *munch* *munch*
Shun: Okay, I've got it. I'll watch over your taste tests.
Kai: Does that mean you'll test my taste tests?
Shun: Yes, this will be a "taste test test."
Kai: Got it. But you've got to let me investigate whether this "taste test test" is fair or not.
Shun: So you're going to test my "taste test test"?
Kai: Yes, it will be "taste test test test".
Shun: Sounds fair enough.
Kai: Okay, let's make the sauce. Frying pan, onion, mince, tomato. Stock, salt, pepper, sugar, stir.
Shun: Okay you're doing well.
Kai: Here I go. I'm taking the ladle and tasting the sauce.
Shun: "Taste test test" — start! First, this ladle is way too big! Use this spoon.
Kai: "Taste test test test" — launch! That spoon is way too small! I'm using this spoon.
Shun: "Taste test test test test" — is a go! THAT spoon is way too big! It's basically another ladle! Use this spoon.
Kai: "Taste test test test test test" — initiated!
Rui: UUUUM!
Kai: Minaduki...
Rui: Is dinner ready yet? We're starving out here.
Shun: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Kai: We'll get right into it!
Rui: I, uh, okay whatever I guess.
Kai: I'll make enough for everyone to taste test!
Rui: Give us dinner, not taste test!
