Kakeru: This part goes here, and...
Kakeru: All right, it's all done!
Koi: Wow! That's amazing!
Kakeru: Wha? Kisaragi? It is, isn't it? It's an "Exploding Robo Bombalion" model kit. Not only that, it's the exclusive full metal version.
Koi: It's so pretty! It's...too pretty.
Kakeru: Yeah, well...
Koi: I think I'm in love!
Kakeru: Heheh... Y-You like it that much?
Koi: "Metal Build: Exploding Robo Bombalion"...
Koi: ...reflects my face perfectly!
Kakeru: Wait, what?! Not the model?!
Koi: Even when reflected in a weird toy like this, I'm still as beautiful as ever.
Kakeru: "Weird toy"?!
Koi: Sorry, Shiwasu. Please, continue... Finish your weird toy.
Kakeru: It's not a "weird toy"! Okay, so the legs goes...
Koi: Those legs...
Kakeru: They're quite something.
Koi: ...reflect me so beautifully!
Kakeru: Yup, knew it.
Koi: I wanna see what I look like in the back of its legs!
Kakeru: Hey, careful when you move it!
Koi: Wow! I look fantastic in the back of its legs too!
Kakeru: Huh?!
Koi: Come on, get more legs on there! Quick!
Kakeru: Yeah, this is a bipedal robot, so there are only two legs...
Koi: B-But, I look so good in its legs! I'll order some more legs, so put let's make this an eight, nine legged robot!
Kakeru: Ew! That's way too many legs!
Koi: You could replace the head with a leg!
Kakeru: No! I don't want a robot with a leg growing out of its torso!
Koi: And make the torso a leg too. Then make the arms legs. And then add legs to the legs!
Kakeru: What would be the point of that?!
Koi: Have its right leg hand hold a leg rifle...
Koi: ...its left leg hand hold a leg shield...
Koi: ...and its leg back hold a leg sabre!
Kakeru: Stop... It'll be all legs at that point. We'll have to call it "Silver Leg Cluster"!
Koi: Okay, well, at least give it more back leg pieces.
Kakeru: What does that even mean...?
Koi: Y'know, put loads of back leg pieces all over its body.
Kakeru: No! I don't want a robot covered in back leg pieces! If you're gonna be like this, then leave me alone!
Koi: Oh, I'm truly sorry for making you mess up, Shiwasu. I'll leave you alone...
Koi: But can I have the back leg pieces first?
Kakeru: No, you cannot! If you wanna look at yourself that badly, why not find a mirror?
Koi: I'm sick of looking at my always beautiful self in the mirror. It's just routine at this point.
Kakeru: It's kind of impressive you can say that with a straight face. I'm a little jealous.
Koi: So that's why I wanted to see, and experience, if I'd be as beautiful as ever in a weird thing like this!
Kakeru: Stop calling it weird! If you wanna see yourself in something weird, go to a sumo tournament and find a puddle of sweat to stare into!
Koi: What?
Kakeru: W-Well, it might've been a bit of a weird example...
Koi: Nice idea! Be right back!
Kakeru: No way are you actually going?!
Koi: Thanks, Shiwasu! Bye-bye!
Kakeru: Wow, his narcissism is truly in another dimension.
Koi: Shiwasu!
Kakeru: Wha! He's back!
Koi: I wanted to look at myself on the way...
Koi: ...so is it all right if I take the back leg pieces after all?
Kakeru: Noooo!