Six Gravity

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Kakeru: This part goes here, and...

Kakeru: All right, it's all done!

Koi: Wow! That's amazing!

Kakeru: Wha? Kisaragi? It is, isn't it? It's an "Exploding Robo Bombalion" model kit. Not only that, it's the exclusive full metal version.

Koi: It's so pretty! It's...too pretty.

Kakeru: Yeah, well...

Koi: I think I'm in love!

Kakeru: Heheh... Y-You like it that much?

Koi: "Metal Build: Exploding Robo Bombalion"...

Koi: ...reflects my face perfectly!

Kakeru: Wait, what?! Not the model?!

Koi: Even when reflected in a weird toy like this, I'm still as beautiful as ever.

Kakeru: "Weird toy"?!

Koi: Sorry, Shiwasu. Please, continue... Finish your weird toy.

Kakeru: It's not a "weird toy"! Okay, so the legs goes...

Koi: Those legs...

Kakeru: They're quite something.

Koi: ...reflect me so beautifully!

Kakeru: Yup, knew it.

Koi: I wanna see what I look like in the back of its legs!

Kakeru: Hey, careful when you move it!

Koi: Wow! I look fantastic in the back of its legs too!

Kakeru: Huh?!

Koi: Come on, get more legs on there! Quick!

Kakeru: Yeah, this is a bipedal robot, so there are only two legs...

Koi: B-But, I look so good in its legs! I'll order some more legs, so put let's make this an eight, nine legged robot!

Kakeru: Ew! That's way too many legs!

Koi: You could replace the head with a leg!

Kakeru: No! I don't want a robot with a leg growing out of its torso!

Koi: And make the torso a leg too. Then make the arms legs. And then add legs to the legs!

Kakeru: What would be the point of that?!

Koi: Have its right leg hand hold a leg rifle...

Koi: ...its left leg hand hold a leg shield...

Koi: ...and its leg back hold a leg sabre!

Kakeru: Stop... It'll be all legs at that point. We'll have to call it "Silver Leg Cluster"!

Koi: Okay, well, at least give it more back leg pieces.

Kakeru: What does that even mean...?

Koi: Y'know, put loads of back leg pieces all over its body.

Kakeru: No! I don't want a robot covered in back leg pieces! If you're gonna be like this, then leave me alone!

Koi: Oh, I'm truly sorry for making you mess up, Shiwasu. I'll leave you alone...

Koi: But can I have the back leg pieces first?

Kakeru: No, you cannot! If you wanna look at yourself that badly, why not find a mirror?

Koi: I'm sick of looking at my always beautiful self in the mirror. It's just routine at this point.

Kakeru: It's kind of impressive you can say that with a straight face. I'm a little jealous.

Koi: So that's why I wanted to see, and experience, if I'd be as beautiful as ever in a weird thing like this!

Kakeru: Stop calling it weird! If you wanna see yourself in something weird, go to a sumo tournament and find a puddle of sweat to stare into!

Koi: What?

Kakeru: W-Well, it might've been a bit of a weird example...

Koi: Nice idea! Be right back!

Kakeru: No way are you actually going?!

Koi: Thanks, Shiwasu! Bye-bye!

Kakeru: Wow, his narcissism is truly in another dimension.

Koi: Shiwasu!

Kakeru: Wha! He's back!

Koi: I wanted to look at myself on the way...

Koi: ...so is it all right if I take the back leg pieces after all?

Kakeru: Noooo!

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