Chaos Pt.2

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∘₊✧─── SIXTEEN ───✧₊∘

Shoto: (returns to UA after spending the weekend at his house)

Shoto: (shows up to class late, but thankfully Aizawa is still asleep)

Shoto: (walks up to his desk, sits down and drops his bag loudly, and folds his arms to go to sleep)

Iida: (chopping madly) Shoto, that is not the correct way to use a desk. Neither should you be sleeping in this educational environment.

Shoto: (looks up with the most dead eyes) Square up, book boy.

Class A: (shooketh)

Iida: You should not use such langua-

Shoto: Shut up before I freeze those damn engines off. 

Iida: (remains silent and turns around as he recalls the sports festival)

Bakugou: Damn Icyhot, didn't know you had it in ya.

Shoto: (turns to Bakugou, still looking dead) And I didn't know you had a semblance of a heart underneath your angry Pomeranian grinch-looking ass.

Mina, Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, Uraraka: (dying of laughter)

Bakugou: (explodes)

Aizawa: (sits up in his sleeping bag like a zombie) Ten points to Todoroki.

∘₊✧─── SEVENTEEN ───✧₊∘

Momo: I need relationship advice.

Shoto: (eating an onion like an apple) Go on.

Momo: (sighs dreamily) Sometimes I think about kissing Jirou and about how soft her hair is and how pretty her eyes are. What does it all mean?

Shoto: (crunching on his onion) I don't know bro. I haven't felt any emotion in a really long time.

Momo: (confused, starts crying)

Shoto: Is it the onion?

∘₊✧─── EIGHTEEN ───✧₊∘

Kirishima: (hardens so Shoto can put marshmallows on his hair)

Shoto: (uses his fire to toast the marshmellows)

Shoto and Kirishima: Nice.

Later that day...

Shoto: (creates lots of ice)

Bakugou: (explodes the ice and covers it in syrup making snow cones)

Shoto and Bakugou: Nice.

∘₊✧─── NINETEEN ───✧₊∘

Class A: (woken up at 3am to the sound of loud music) We should probably find out what that is...

Kirishima: (opens Bakugou's dorm room door)

Bakugou: (singing his heart out to Renai Circulation whilst standing on his bed)

Shoto: (doing the macarena whilst trying to hold in his laughs)

Bakugou: (inhales loudly for the next part) BA BA!!

Shoto: (stumbles and falls over laughing, wheezing on the floor)

Kirishima: (slowly closes the door)

∘₊✧─── TWENTY ───✧₊∘

Shoto: (kidnapped by the LOV)

Shigaraki: I'll kill you Todoroki Shoto. I'll make you regret the day you were born.

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