TRIGGER WARNING: dark humour?, mentions of abuse
THEMES: chaotic Shoto, Class A are family
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∘₊✧─── ONE ───✧₊∘
Shoto: (pulls up in front of the class A dorms in a car he does not own with a driving license that's not his)
Shoto: (pulls out three of Endeavour's credit cards) Get in bitches we're going shopping!
Class A: (celebrates and all crowd into the car)
Aizawa: (in his sleeping bag pretending not to notice)
∘₊✧─── TWO ───✧₊∘
Mina: April Fools!
Shoto: Ah, Bakugou makes so much sense now.
Deku: (dies)
Bakugou in the distance: (pauses training and sniffs the air) I smell bullshit...
∘₊✧─── THREE ───✧₊∘
Shoto: (walks into class to find none of the lights on)
Mina: (a spotlight appears above her) 'Cause you're hot then you're cold! You're yes then you're no!
Kaminari: (appears under another spotlight) You're in then you're out! You're up then you're down!
Sero: (appears standing atop Mr Aizawa's desk) You're wrong when it's right! It's black and it's white!
Kirishima: (appears behind the door) We fight, we break up!
All: (staring at Shoto expectantly, Kaminari making jazz hands)
Shoto: (sighs but smiles) We kiss, we make up.
∘₊✧─── FOUR ───✧₊∘
Dramatic random villain trying to attack the city: There is no way you can defeat me! I am the invincible and all powerful-
Shoto: (skates in on his ice looking bored) Are you done?
Dramatic random villain: I... E-excuse me?
Shoto: Oh, you can't hear me? (shouts louder) Are you done?! Can we just fight and arrest you so we can go home please?!
Dramatic random villain: (enraged) How dare you try to interrupt the great-
Shoto: (annoyed) How dare I?! My classmates and I were watching a Disney marathon and my goddamn cold soba is gonna heat itself back up if you don't hurry up with your pretentious monologing BS!
Class A: (trying to hide their snickers whilst arresting the villain's sidekicks)
Mina: You tell 'em Shoto!
Dramatic random villain: I will not be defeated by you measly children! You have not seen the limits of my power yet y-hmph! (stops speaking due to ice coating his mouth)
Shoto: (looking smug) Oops, my hand slipped.
Aizawa: (sneaks behind the villain and captures him with his scarf) Nice one, kid!
Shoto: (joins his classmates returning to the dorms, humming Let It Go under his breath)
∘₊✧─── FIVE ───✧₊∘
Endeavour: (invited as a guest lecturer to give a civics lesson to class A (the irony))
Endeavour: And so the core morals of a true hero are-
Shoto: (throws his water bottle at his father from the back of the classroom) Splish splash your opinion is trash.
Class A: (muffling their laughter behind their notebooks)
YOU ARE READING
Shoto Todoroki Oneshots
Fanfiction(ON HIATUS) Enjoy xx (for some reason some of the chapters are separated or in the wrong order, I've tried to fix it but no luck)
