Swiss: You know what I need right now?
Rain: Free real-estate?
Swiss: Dick.
Rain: Oh-
{~}
Mountain: Daddy Sodo.
Aether: Lord.
{~}
Y/n on the phone with Sodo: Bruh, I think I just gave birth.
Sodo: Pardon?
Y/n: Like the biggest ass blood clot was just chilling there.
Sodo: *doesn't respond*
Sodo: If it was a child, it done aborted itself.
{~}
*Sodo filming Y/n getting ready in the mirror*
Y/n: Oh my God, there's a bug.
{~}
*Rain walks out in a wedding dress costume*
Rain: I need someone to button me up *sees Sodo with the camera* NO!
{~}
*everyone screaming Chrissy Wake Up in the car*
{~}
Swiss: *walks into the common room walking like a model*
Swiss: I'm a material growl
*leaves room*
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Ghouls One-shots/Preferences I
FanfictionBook 1. Heavy smut warning. this book is a warning itself 🥲 Aether Sodo Swiss Rain Mountain Cumulus Cirrus Sunshine Best rank: #5 in ghouls
