Sanscest Oneshots

Errormare - You Speak Spanish?!

Requested by @nightsimp23

Nightmare POV:

I was sitting at the table with my team, and Error. Horror was bargaining with Dust for more food...again. It always ends up in Dust getting upset and almost hitting Horror. I rolled my eyes and looked at Error. He only ever comes here for food usually. I've been friends with him for quite a while. Somewhere around three centuries at this point. I looked at him and he looked at me. His gaze quickly shifted to the now arguing skeletons and then back to me. I rolled my eyes again and smiled. Error smiled back and went back to eating. We were going to attack an au tomorrow, well excluding Error, he only attacks for balance. Hopefully the Stars don't cause any trouble.

~The Next Day, After a Tussle with the Stars~

I teleported all of us home. I dropped the guys and ignored the pain I had. I went to each of them and made sure they were alright. I had a few cuts and or cracks on my legs and arms, one on my face, and my ribs hurt. I wasn't my concern though.

"Boss are you alright?" Cross asked, wincing a bit as he stood.

"I'm-" I took a breath to stop the incoming wince. "-Fine." I told him.

They all seemed to be okay now. Dust was being supported by Killer, Horror didn't get more than a couple scratches. Cross hurt his leg but can still walk.

"Now go take care of yourselves." I said as I walked off.

I walked up to my room and got the first aid kit I had up there. I don't like my team worrying. I'm supposed to be the strong one. What would they think if I was hurt? Probably that I'm weak...and the they'd leave. No, stop thinking that.

I teleported off to the anti-void to find my glitching friend.

I walked, or more accurately limped, up behind him once I got there.

"Hello." I said, startling the destroyer.

"What the f-" He stopped mid-sentence. "You're injured. Sit down."

I chuckled and sat down on the couch(Whatever Error has I've forgotten-). Error took the first aid kit and began fixing my wounds. He can touch me because we've been friends for so long.

"Why do you always come here?" He asked.

"My idiots don't need to see me injured." I replied.

"You do know they care about you right? Same as you?"

"Yes, but they still don't need to know."

Error rolled his eyes and kept helping me.

Error POV:

After I finished helping Nightmare, I sat beside him.

"You do realize that you're...'idiots' as you call them would probably die for you. They're not going to leave because you're hurt." I told him.

Nightmare always hated his conversation, but it always came up. He refuses to ask his team for help.

"I'm leaving. I have paperwork to do." He told me. Right as he stood up, I pulled him back down with my strings.

"You aren't leaving." I told him. I grabbed some popcorn from another universe and put it in between us. "You're watching Undernovela with me."

Nightmare sighed. He was still wrapped up in my strings, so it's not like he could object. He leaned against me.

"Can you at least undo my hands so I can have popcorn?" I laughed a bit and obliged.

After watching for a couple hours, a romantic scene came on. I glanced at Nightmare who was just watching.

"Do you know Spanish?" I asked.

Nightmare POV:

"Do you know Spanish?"

Why did he ask me that? What's he going to do...

"No." I replied. I could speak Spanish. As a matter of fact it's my first language.

"Te amo." Error suddenly said.

"What?" I knew Te amo meant I love you but...

"Te amo."

Error and I stared at each other. I took my chance and grabbed his chin and kissed him. I felt him flinch but ultimately melt onto it. I pulled back and Error looked at me in shock.

"Acepto tu confesión." I replied. (I accept your confession.)

"YOU KNOW SPANISH?!" Error shouted. He got super flustered and crashed a moment later.

I burst out laughing, trying not to double over onto my injuries.

3rd Person POV:

While Nightmare was laughing at Error's crash, what neither of them knew was that the other bad guys were watching through a portal farther away.

None of them were able to understand what they said because they don't know Spanish, well minus Dust. Dust knows Spanish and was laughing.

The others were fan-girling over them kissing though. It only took a good 300 years.

Soon Error rebooted and him and Nightmare cuddled for a while.

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I used google translate, so sorry if the Spanish is wrong.