Yandere Simulator: Yaoi Version

MasuGaku

A/N: Family bonding time~! Along with the birds and the bees talk.

Kenta: Bored...

Hibiya: Same...

Kenta: Daddy! Say something stupid! I'm bored!

Budo: Excuse me?! In case you didn't know! I don't say things stupid!

Kenta and Hibiya: Yes you do.

Budo: Shin! Do I say things stupid?

Shin: Yes...You do.

Budo: Arrrrgh! My own family is aganist me!

Budo started pouting after that while Shin sweatdrops at his husband. The boys watch closely and then begin to wonder something.

Kenta: Hey Hibiya?

Hibiya: Y-Yeah?

Kenta: Where do babies come from?

Hibiya: I don't know. Maybe Papa and Daddy knows.

Kenta's eyes shine with brightness as he nodded at his brother.

Kenta: Right! That's right! They should know because they're older!

Hibiya and Kenta went towards Shin, who was washing dishes, due to them all eating lunch a few minutes ago.

Kenta: Papa!

Shin look up from his chore duty and gave his sons his attention.

Shin: Yes boys. What is it?

Hibiya: Where do babies come from Papa?

Kenta: Yeah! How did you and Daddy get us?! I wanna know!

Shin almost drop the dish he was cleaning.

Oh God...What led them to ask this....?

Shin: O-Oh well...Ask your father. I-I'm very busy with the chores!

The boys look disappointed when he said that.

Hibiya: O-Okay.

Kenta: BOOO! WHY SHOULD WE ASK BAKA-TOUSAN?!

Budo: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Budo and Kenta started bickering while Hibiya watched them unsure of what to do.

Hibiya: Umm...D-Daddy?

Budo: Ah. Yeah?

Hibiya: Where do babies come from?

Budo:....Oh...Um...babies come from storks.

Hibiya and Kenta looked confused while Shin facepalmed.

Hibiya and Kenta: Storks...?

Budo: YEAH! STORKS! They delivered them after the parents wish for a baby! Yeah that's right!

Kenta: AWESOME!

Hibiya:........Right...

Budo: -Chuckles Nervously-

Shin: Lord...Give me strength...

OMAKE:

Hibiya: -Whispers in Kenta's ear-

Kenta: Wait! It was a lie?! Then where do babies come from?!!!