Beavis and Butt-Head were sent to Dr. Strange's office to do tests on them and to find out why they're like this or how to treat it? Beavis and Butt-Head lay on the couch while Dr. Strange is ready to took notes and ask them a few questions.
Dr. Strange: Why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory.
Butt-Head: Uhh...I woke up and like...took a wiz. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah. Heh heh heh heh.
Dr. Strange start's writing on his notepad and listen.
Dr. Strange: I see!
Butt-Head: Only I had to like stand way back from the toilet. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Heh heh heh Yeah Heh heh. Hmm heh heh heh.
Dr. Strange continued to write down his notes.
Dr. Strange: And why is that?
But they continued to laugh.
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh heh heh. Hmm heh heh heh heh. Heh hm heh heh.
Dr. Strange looks at his notes, thinking and starting writing more notes.
Dr. Strange: Hmmm...yes? I'm interested in anything either of you might want to tell me about your childhood?
Butt-Head: Uhh...I just did? Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Hmm heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.
Dr. Strange: How about your parents? Your mother for example, How do you feel about your mother?
Butt-Head: Uhh...I "feel" Beavis's mother. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: SHUT UP FARTKNOCKER!
Beavis slapped Butt-Head across the face and he falls outta the couch and onto the ground.
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh. That was cool. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis looks over the desk and saw a grape flavored lollipop and took it outta the jar.
Beavis: Whoa, I got the last grape.
Butt-Head: No way Beavis I saw it first!
Beavis: Cut it out! Heh.
Beavis pushed Butt-Head away as he was trying to get the last grape lollipop while Dr. Strange sit there and watch. Butt-Head punched Beavis in the face.
Butt-Head: No way! UH.
Beavis kicked Butt-Head in the groin, he falls down and Beavis jumped on him and they both wrestle for the last grape. Dr. Strange took notes on this.
Beavis: AHH! NO WAY! AHH! Come on Butt-Head I always get the grape. Heh heh AHH!
Butt-Head: It's not gonna taste like grape when it's up your butt. Uh huh huh.
Dr. Strange: Hmmm...?
Dr. Strange wrote down more notes on his pad. He's gonna have to do more test on them.
The next test, Dr. Strange ask them some question about their sexual history?
Dr. Strange: Have you boys ever been sexually active?
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh. You said sexually active. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh heh heh. Sexually active. Heh heh heh. Hmm heh heh heh.
Dr. Strange wrote more notes on a different pad since his first one is already full.
Dr. Strange: Have you both been easily aroused?
Both of them laughed.
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. You said "Aroused". Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh heh heh. AROUSED! Heh heh heh.
Dr. Strange wrote this down.
Dr. Strange: Alright then, I'm gonna prepare for the full physical and examination.
Butt-Head: Uhh...what? Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Hmm Heh.
Dr. Strange: Just wait here I'm going to send Dr. Thompkins here.
Butt-Head: Uhh...who's Dr. "Top-kick?" Uh huh huh huh.
Dr. Strange: Dr. Thompkins is our most talented doctor in Gotham. She's also a medical examiner at the GCPD. She use to be engaged to Jim Gordon, but they broke up cause he still has feeling's for Penguin.
Beavis: Whoa! Heh. You see Butt-Head, this cop dude can score a lot with bad chicks. Heh heh heh.
Butt-Head: Yeah, Uh huh. Bad chicks are cool. uh huh huh huh.
Dr. Strange left the room to get Lee, leaving them alone.
Butt-Head: Cool! Uh huh huh. We're properly gonna score with a female nurse. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah! Heh. It's really gonna happened. Heh heh heh.
Lee Thompkins arrives and closed the door. Only we can hear their voices from behind this closed door.
Lee: OK, Why don't you both go ahead a take off your shirts so I can check your heart beat.
Butt-Head: Come to Butt-Head. Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah, Yeah! Come to Beavis too! Heh. Right now! Heh. "BOOOINNGGGG"
Lee Thompkins screams in outrage and leaves the room, demanding that she will not take this harassment lightly.
Lee: STRANGE! I AM NOT GOING TO TOUCH THEM. YOU DEAL WITH THEM.
Strange walks in, and saw these two fighting again without their shirts on.
Butt-Head: Beavis, you butt-munch you scared off my chick. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: NO WAY BUTT-HEAD! SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME, WE WERE GONNA DO IT! BUTTHOLE!
They started punching and hitting each other again. Dr. Strange just "sigh" and put his hand on his forehead. Thinking "this is NOT gonna be an easy."
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Beavis & Butt-Head Do Gotham
ActionBeavis and Butt-Head were sent to Gotham as punishment for wrecking Their school again. How were the characters of Gotham would reacted to their arrival?
