Chapter 46

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We open with Beavis and Butt-Head standing outside of the mall, but the duo are disappointed to find out that they have only a dollar to their name.


Butt-Head: This sucks! Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah. Hm heh. We need like, more money! Heh heh heh.


Butt-Head then notices a photo-copy store behind them.


Butt-Head: Uhh, good thinking, Beavis! Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, thanks, heh. You know, it's like, it's pretty cool how, like, a dollar isn't that much, but then it's like, if you get another one, and then, like, get another one, it's, like, pretty soon you can, like, get some nachos and stuff. Heh heh heh.


While Beavis is talking, Butt-Head begins to come up with an idea on how to get more money.


Beavis: It's like, we need a machine where you can, like, put a dollar in, then get another dollar out. Then you can, like, take that dollar, then put it back into the machine, and then, like, get another dollar-


Butt-Head finally slaps him.


Beavis: OW!!!

Butt-Head: Shut up, dumbass! I've got, like, an idea. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, me too, that's what I'm saying! See, you gotta listen to me, Butt-Head! It's like, this machine that, like, makes money!


Butt-Head slaps him again.


Beavis: OW!!!


He points to the photo-copy store .


Butt-Head: Check it out, Beavis! Uh huh huh. Our problems have been solved. Uh huh huh huh.


Later, we find the duo walking inside the store.


Butt-Head: We're gonna be rich!


He turns to the clerk.


Butt-Head: Uhh, we need, like, ten copies of this dollar bill. Uh huh huh huh


He hands their dollar to him.


Clerk: Hey, man. Are you aware that you're asking me to commit a federal crime?

Butt-Head: Uhh, no. Uh huh huh. It's like, for this one class we're doing for school. Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah. Heh. It's called, uhh, money, uhh... It's called "Money and Chicks". Heh heh heh.


They lied. Butt-head looks at beavis, seeming surprised.


Butt-Head: That would be cool! Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, first the teacher, like, gives us all this money, and then we get to go score with these chicks! It's pretty cool, you should sign up. Heh heh.


He realizes Beavis is rumbling now.


Butt-Head: Uhh, Beavis! Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, and then we score with all the chicks, we get MORE money! And then, like, we get more chicks, cause we have more money, and then we get MORE, MORE, MORE!!!


Butt-Head slaps him yet again.


Beavis: AHHHH!!! Heh heh.

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