Ana (Penguin): AAAHHH!!!
Beavis and Butt-Head we're just standing there, not knowing what to do?
Butt-Head: Uhhh...what do we supposed to do? Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Um heh. I don't know? Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.
Meanwhile, Lee was doing paperwork when her cell phone ring. It's from Jim Gordon. She answers it.
Lee: Hello Jim.
Jim on the phone: Lee! Ana's in labor! Come to the lounge! NOW!
Lee: Calm down Jim. Where are you, and who's with her now?
Jim on the phone: Me and Harvey we're arresting some bank robbers when I got the call from Ana's phone, saying that Beavis and Butt-Head we're there with her.
Lee: Okay, that's not good. I'll be there. Get there as soon as possible. Bye.
She hangs up the phone and quickly got her medical bad and head out. Back at the lounge, Beavis and Butt-Head we're still standing there, not knowing what to do while Ana screamed in agony.
Beavis: Um, should we like, do something? Heh heh heh.
Butt-Head: Uhhh...we don't know how to deliver a baby? Uh huh huh.
Then, her phone rang. It was from Lee. Butt-Head answers it.
Butt-Head: Uhhh, hello? Uh huh huh huh.
Lee on the Phone : Is Ana here?
Ana (Penguin): AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Butt-Head: Uhhh...she's like, in pain? Uh huh huh.
Lee on the Phone: Jim is on his way here, and maybe Ed? Anyway, who's here with her besides you two?
Butt-Head: Uhh, Beavis and our friend Stewart. Uh huh. But he's like, dead or something? Uh huh huh huh.
Lee on the phone: What happened?
Butt-Head: He like, fell down when he see's her, you know, "down there"? Uh huh huh huh.
Lee on the Phone: Okay, ask her how far apart of her contractions?
Butt-Head: Uhhh...constipation? Uh huh huh huh.
Lee on the Phone: No you idiot! Contractions! Means when the muscles of her uterus get tight and then relax. Contractions help push the baby out of the uterus---
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. You said "Uterus". Uh huh huh huh.
Lee on the Phone: JUST ASK HER!!!
Butt-Head turns to Ana.
Butt-Head: Uh, how far apart of your "constipation"? Uh huh huh huh.
Ana (Penguin): 30 SECONDS! HURRY!!!
Butt-Head: She said 30 seconds. Uh huh.
Lee on the Phone: Listen to me carefully. Check and see if she dilated?
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis! Check and see if she like, had diarrhea, or something? Uh huh huh.
Beavis: No way! That's gross! Heh heh heh.
Butt-Head smacks Beavis.
Beavis: AAHH!!
Butt-Head: Just check if you see like, a baby? Uh huh huh. Dumbass! Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Um, screw you! Heh heh heh.
Beavis walks towards Ana, and looks "down there".
Beavis: Gross! All I see is a big bubble with blood!
Lee on the Phone: That's the head. Tell her to push!
Beavis: Um...(he looks up at Ana). You should like, push! Heh heh heh.
Ana (Penguin): AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Beavis: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Butt-Head: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Lee on the Phone: What? What happened?
Beavis held a crying baby boy in his arms.
Beavis: Heh. The baby's here. And it's a boy! Heh heh heh.
But it's not over yet.
Ana (Penguin): OH GOD! ANOTHER ONE'S COMING!!!
Butt-Head: Geez, another one! Uh huh.
Ana (Penguin): AAAHHH!!!!!!
Beavis: AAAHHH!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Butt-Head: AAAHHH!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!
Lee on the Phone: What's happening now?
Butt-Head held another crying baby boy in his arms.
Butt-Head: Uhhh...another baby popped out. Uh huh. And it's also a boy. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh. Hey Butt-Head. I think we make pretty good dads? Heh heh heh heh.
Butt-Head: Yeah! Uh huh. Chicks likes single fathers. Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
Stewart finally woke up.
Stewart: Uh, wh-what happened?
Butt-Head: Uhhh...you like, fainted. And then, we helped delivered two babies. Uh huh. It was pretty disgusting.
Beavis: Yeah! Next time, don't faint! Heh.
Then, Jim and Ed finally shows up.
Butt-Head: Uh huh. Check it out. We've just delivered your sons. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah! We should like, get a reward for it. Heh heh heh.
Penguin (Ana): Shut up! And hand me my sons!
The duo handed both babies to Ana. Jim and Ed walked closer towards Ana and just amazed by by their sons.
Penguin (Ana): I've been thinking some names for boys.
Beavis: I know! You should name them after us. Heh heh heh heh.
Butt-Head: Yeah. That would be cool. Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
Jim, Ed, Ana: NO!
All three said at the same time. Not wanting to name them after these two biggest idiots in all of Gotham.
Penguin (Ana): How about, James Jr, short for "JJ", and Ethan.
Jim: I liked that.
Riddler (Edward): So do I.
Meanwhile, the duo just stands there and laughing again.
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. JJ and Ethan are both stupid names. Uh huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah! Heh heh heh. They'll never be cool like us. Heh heh heh heh.
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Beavis & Butt-Head Do Gotham
ActionBeavis and Butt-Head were sent to Gotham as punishment for wrecking Their school again. How were the characters of Gotham would reacted to their arrival?
