Chapter 85

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Butt-Head is watching TV when Beavis came in the room, screaming. On his face, his eye is pink and infected.


Beavis: AAAAHHHH!!! BUTT-HEAD! CAN YOU, LIKE, HELP? Heh heh heh.

Butt-Head: What the hell is wrong with you? you look like crap? Uh huh huh huh. "Crap". Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Um heh. My eye is itching and it hurts, and I can't see much? Heh heh heh. It sucks! Heh heh heh heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhh...did you, like, rub your eyes without washing your hands again? Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Um? Heh. Properly not? Heh heh heh. OUCH! Heh heh heh.


Then, Stewart walks inside their apartment room with a spare key he had.


Stewart: Hi guys, what you doi---OH MY GOD!


He screamed when he looks at Beavis's infected eye.


Stewart: What happened to your eye?

Beavis: Um? I don't know? Heh heh heh heh.


Beavis was about to scratch his eye again when Stewart stops him.


Stewart: Don't touch it! That's pink eye.

Beavis: Um heh. Pink eye? It's that, like, coloring my eye pink? Heh heh. Cause I hate that color! Heh. I should colored it red or blue? Heh heh heh. I'll be a rock star! and score chicks! Heh heh heh heh.

Stewart: No!. Pink eye is an infection on your eye, caused when you have fecal matter in her hands, and you rub it all over your eyes. Causing pink redness, itching, and swollen.

Butt-Head: Uh huh huh huh. You said "fecal". Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh heh heh. OW! IT BURNS! Heh heh heh.

Stewart: Let's just calm down a second and think. Now, what did you two did before having pink eye?

Butt-Head: Uhhh...well, it started yesterday, uh. We we're hanging out and---

FLASHBACK


Beavis and Butt-Head we're jumping in the ball pit that they've found laying there in an abandoned parking lot and it has a bunch of police tape around it. What they're doing in the abandoned parking lot is looking for junk they want to have.


Beavis: Ah man! Butt-Head! This ball pit is so cool! Heh heh heh.

Butt-Head: Yeah! Uh huh huh.


But then, Beavis sniff something and he almost gagged by it cause it smells bad.


Beavis: Uh, what the hell? What's that smell? Heh heh heh.


Butt-Head sniff the scent and he too almost gagged.


Butt-Head: Uhhh...did you cut the cheese again? Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: This time is not me! Heh heh heh. Um? I think it's coming from the ball pit? Heh heh heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhh...[he felt something in the bottom of the ball pit] I think there's something squishy in the bottom? Uh huh huh huh.

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