Puppies make relationships 2/3~ Style (South Park.)

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I TOLD YOU THAT WE NEED MORE ANIMALS! ANNE, BRING THE PUPPIES! I NEED THEM!
Warnings: Cursing? I think?
Ages: 28 both.
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Stan's POV.

"Nice to see you," Kyle says.

He smiles at me.

"Nice to see you too," I say.

We hug.... HUG! I do not have the social skills for this!

"Hopefully it doesn't rain today," Kyle says.

"I'm counting on that too," I say.

"Yeah. Oh God, that's small talk. Isn't it?" He asks.

I laugh.

"Yeah. No can do," I say.

"How is Croissant? Have you dropped him yet?" Kyle asks.

"What? How did you know?" I ask.

"Everyone drops him. Well, he is more running to get to the floor and gets out of someone's hands but yeah. He never gets hurt," he says.

"Wilma keeps him around her all day all night. I have a picture," I say.

I show him the picture of Wilma and Croissant playing.

"Did you call him Croissant?" Kyle asks.

"Yup. Wilma insisted it was too adorable to let go of, so, his name is  officially Croissant," I say.

"The girl is smart to give him such an intelligent name," Kyle says.

I laugh.

"By the way, I'm just going to warn you before it's too late. I am a little too organized for my own good," Kyle says.

"Then I should warn you that I hoard easily," I say.

"I mean. As long as it's in order, it's fine," Kyle says.

"I like that you think I would keep things in order. That's the most bullshit thing in the world, I'm incredibly lazy with where I put stuff. Or more forgetful. I forget where I put things and then it's two hours of hunting for the car keys," I say.

He laughs.

"Don't worry, I like cleaning, it's calming," he says.

"What are you? An alien?" I ask.

He chuckles.

"Well. That would be awesome but I'm more into science than space," he says.

"So you're a robot," I say.

He laughs.

"Don't reveal my secrets!" He says, laughing.

"I just- look at the back of the shirt. It fits so well," i say.

He walks behind me.

"So, you're a mechanic?" He asks.

"Never came up? Yeah, I am. Engineering student as well. I mean, it will take me longer, considering I was taking internet classes to take care of Wilma on the side," I say.

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