I just love a certain games and decided to do this.
Warnings: Cursing and kinda sexual language. (Also let's pretend Kenny's like using someone's laptop or something, didn't think this through.)
Ages: 17.
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Kyle's POV."Oh so I'm a bunny! Or a hamster? What the fuck is this thing?"
"A bit slow to realise that, Stan."
"Shut up, Kyle, I press off on my brain as soon as I get home."
I just sigh.
"Whose the tyrant?"
"Me."
"Oh, this is going to be fun," Kenny says.
I just pick up the materials and go.
"You better pay though," I say.
"What gives you that idea?"
"The fact that I won't do shit if you don't."
I just stand next to the place I should put them in.
"Okay, one on autopay."
"Thanks!"
"Greedy as always," Eric jokes.
He's gotten a lot better at well.... not being a fucking nazi.
"You know it," I say.
I laugh and continue doing the same thing.
"WHY DID YOU SHOOT?" Stan screeches.
"You were getting too close!"
"Too close? How? What would I get out of—?"
"Stan, we explained how this game works," I mutter, continuing to do the same thing.
"I'm pretty sure you did not!"
"You gotta get into the cow looking thing."
"OOOOOOOOOH."
"You're a fucking idiot, goofball," I say.
I just put more shit in.
"Fuck!" Kenny yells.
"I know you, I knew you were coming here."
Stan chuckles.
"But clearly you don't know me."
"Did he get in?" I ask.
Stan nods.
"Okay fuck this, get some materials up in here," I say.
"Don't know how."
"You fucking—Stan, go to the fucking menu if you need it," Kenny says.
"Nope, i'ma just press all the buttons."
"No, let me hide first!" I say.
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