Chapter 100, nothing special (South Park thingy.)

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So I mean... 100 chapters? Yey? I um... thanks? I don't know. I wanted to do something special but I didn't realise this soon enough to... I'm sorry? This is multiple ships, a like 7 minutes in heaven thingy? I just like the idea!
Warnings: Smut? Kinky? So kind of special? Is that something special? And cursing.
Ages: 18.
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Kyle's POV.

"Seven minute in heaven. Anyone up for it?" Kenny asks after we've sat around for a long long while.

"Sure? Everyone write your name," Token says, with a shrug, taking his hat off

12 names go into the hat.

"Who first?" Token asks.

Bebe rises her hand.

"Okay," Token says, giving her the hat.

"Nichole. C'mon girl," Bebe says.

Both of them go into the closet and Clyde starts the timer.

"What are we gonna do?" Stan asks.

"There is a bathroom and the sauna?" I suggest.

Why this fancy ass house is the place for the meeting? I don't know.

"Oh yeah, true. Who else?" Token asks.

"I can go," Wendy says.

She picks a name.

"Welp, into the Sauna Stendy goes," Kenny says.

Stan bursts out laughing.

"I've got some luck, getting my girlfriend," he says.

Both of them leave.

"I'll take it," Butters says.

He just gets it out.

"Red," he says.

"Bathroom you go," I say.

"Too straight for my taste," Clyde says as the two leave.

Even since he came out, he's been calling things too straight.

"Let's just sit around and wait, first timer isn't far away," Kenny says.

So we sit and wait until it goes off. When we open the closet, both of the girls are trying to get their hair in order.

"Oh shit, I'm loving this. Names back in," Kenny says.

They drop Nichole's name back in.

"Who next?" I ask.

Clyde takes a name, Craig.

"Oh I'm Stan lucky today," Clyde says.

I roll my eyes and push them into the closet. The next timer runs out and I get up to get Wendy and Stan.

"HEY! TIME IS OVER!" I yell.

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