Second oneshot book

Save the musical theatre department 1/3~Stylendy? (South Park.)

Okay, shut up, theatre (especially musical) raised me. But my auditions were rarely this over the top. Thanks, bye, this is not gonna be realistic.
Warnings: Cursing and a lot of shit for musical geeks.
Age: 16.
Note: Kyle can sing in this for some reason LIKE THIS BEING ABOUT MUSICAL THEATRE!
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Kenny's POV.

"Since you didn't decide the thing we're preforming yet, I wanted to audition with my friend."

Kyle waves, smiling slightly.

"What are you using for the audition?"

Kyle looks at me, as if for me to say it.

"We have decided to do Champagne from In The Heights."

"Oh dear."

Kyle laughs.

"Just let me get this music going for it."

"Which one of you is which?"

"Kenny's Vanessa."

That's when the song begins and Kyle comes back, obviously a karaoke version.

"So I got you a present
I went downtown to get it
You doing anything tonight?" I start, holding my bottle of water behind my back.

"Cleaning," Kyle answers, going around the stage, pretending to clean.

"You're done for the day."

"No way!"

Kyle looks at me in disbelief.

"'Cuz we got a date!"

He pretends to be surprised and drops the literal piece of paper.

"Okay."

"Before you board that plane,
I owe you a bottle of cold champagne."

I get the bottle of water from behind my back.

"No..."

He shakes his head, pretending to not believe it, coming to me.

"Yeah, cold champagne!"

He takes it.

"Damn, the bottle's all sweaty and everything. You went and got this?"

We rehearsed this for weeks, believe it or not. I always laughed.

"Pop the champagne," I sing.

He pretends to look into a cupboard.

"I don't know if we have coffee cups.... Or plastic cups. I think Sonny has the cups-"

I walk up behind him.

"Tonight we're drinking straight from the bottle."

It's slow, we're experienced with faster.

"Usnavi?" I sing.