Straight people, you're appreciated. I will make an effort to make more straight shit just to show that. Plus, I think Stendy is cute when it's not complicated.
Warnings: Cursing and sort of sexual content or at least talking about sex... yeah.
Ages: 30 both. (Don't mind me and my love for writing families that aren't at all broken... unlike mine. Sorry.)
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Wendy's POV.
I open my eyes to see Stan.
"Morning! Wanna get up?" He asks.
"What time is it?" I ask, muttering.
"Don't worry, you're not in a hurry," Stan says, laughing.
"I really want to know, what time it is," I say.
"Your phone is next to you, mine is in the next room. Do you really think I know, what time it is?" Stan asks.
I look at it. 7:55.
"It's Friday... right?" I ask.
He nods.
"Are the kids up yet?" I ask.
"No," Stan says.
"Oh yeah, it's Christmas holiday, isn't it?" I ask.
"Yeah," Stan says.
"Then why are you waking me up so damn early?" I ask.
"You told me to," Stan says.
"Oh... I did?" I ask.
I get up.
"Hey! Wilma! Rowan!" Stan yells.
"Do I have to?" I ask.
Stan chuckles.
"You're the mom here. Do you?" He asks.
"What are you gonna do?" I ask.
"It would be a good time, if I could but I have to check up on the business today. Damn Kyle forgot to mention that to me," Stan says.
"Forgot? Doesn't sound like him?" I ask.
"Didn't forget, I'm pretty sure his kid's sick. That's what you get for having three kids!" Stan says.
I laugh.
"You're nobody to speak, you have third coming," I say.
"THAT'S QUITE THE WAY TO TELL ME!" Stan pretty much screams.
I shrugs.
"Don't worry... you have what... 8 and a half months to figure it out?" I ask.
Stan shrugs.
"Hey. At least I have... wait, I can't count. Wilma's... can't be 12 already? Rowan is 7... Yeah, he's seven. While Kyle is just 6, 4, 2. Does he get a break goddamnit?" Stan asks.
"The fact his condom didn't break isn't anything you can particularly criticise. The man got married before having his kids," I say.
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