Am I the only one that purrs when they're really pleased (mainly when people touch my ears.) or am I not a complete weirdo? By the way, I just realised how tragic I seem to make Style so I thought that I needed to make a happier one for the style lovers. (Also, caffeinetea , I'm sure i've told you this before but if you don't use some of the ideas we've talked about, you're losing them to me.)
Warnings: I tried to keep it at none to counter the last one.
Ages: 16 both.
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Stan's POV.
"Hey," Kyle says.
Kyle is legs against the wall, body on the bed and head off the bed, facing me, just face wrong way around.
"How did you get into that position? Is that even possible?" I ask.
"I... actually don't know. Because I'm tall with shortish legs?" Kyle asks.
I smile at him, his hat is just on the floor, laying.
"How's it hanging?" I ask.
"I'm go-goddamnit Stan," Kyle says.
I smirk at him, putting the Spanish book down.
"Whaaat?" I ask.
"I hate you," he says.
"No you don't," I say.
"Yes I do," he says.
"Do you really?" I ask.
I put both hands on my face.
"Who could hate this face?" I ask.
Kyle laughs.
"A homophobe?" He asks.
"None of them hate my face, they just hate my sexuality," I say.
He put both his hands on my cheeks.
"You're so squishy it's not funny," he says.
"You calling me fat?" I ask.
"Your face has baby fat. It's adorable," Kyle says.
"I don't know if having baby fat like 16 years after being born is actually a good thing," I say.
"It is. People like baby fat, makes you look cute," he says.
"You calling me cute? Fight me!" I say.
"No thank you, I just want to hold onto your baby fat. Why can't I have it? I want mine back!" He says.
"You have baby ears," I say.
He smiles at me. I get his head, careful not to touch the ears.
"Can I?" I ask.
He, after a long second, nods.
"Okay then," I say.
I just start by lightly touching his ears before I get my hands into it. He, literally, purrs and gets himself a bit closer.
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