Second oneshot book

Make history 3/5~Mess of ships (South Park)

I like modelling people's actions by myself, or what I want to say in a situation. So I'm sorry some people come off as stupid.
Warnings: Cursing, sexual tension, sexual content as a whole.
Ages: 20 all.
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Kenny's POV.

"Dinner! Yeees!" I say, as we get into the restaurant.

I'm pretty sure everyone around thinks I'm a child that developed early.

"Shut the fuck up, Kenneth," Stan says.

"I much prefer Kenny or Ken, less of a mouthful," I say.

"Okay then," Stan says.

We all sit around a table, which is actually so fucking full it's not funny. 8 people around a tab-is it eight? Kyle, Stan, me, Bebe, Wendy, Red, Clyde and Token, eating each other's faces off... Wait a fucking moment here.

"I would like an explanation," I say.

"Did we seriously not talk about my boyfriend ones?" Clyde asks.

"No!" I say, quite loudly.

"Oh well, he's my boyfriend of five years," Clyde says.

"That does not cut it! What the fuck? You, willingly, let me feel alone with my sexuality when you could have said 'hey, cool, I like guys too' and it would've been done?" I ask.

"Ken, look, it's not something I felt you should know," Clyde says.

"WE'VE BEEN FRIEND FOR FIFTEEN YEARS AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO FUCKING MENTION TO YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT YOU LIKE BLOKES?" I ask.

Stan laughs out the water he was having at 'blokes'. Kyle, very disgusted by Stan's reaction, excuses himself to go wash his hands, on which he just spin water.

"Look, I didn't know it'd be a big deal," Clyde says.

He just shrugs.

"I mean you weren't homophobic. I was expecting you to be at least like, annoying about it, saying 'I didn't need to know' or 'how is the sex life'," Clyde says.

I take a deep breath in and out.

"I lived, nearly all of my life, thinking my best friend was a homophobe and now I know that he was dating somebody and probably was going to MARRY, without me even knowing SHIT. Dude!" I say.

"Um...," Token says.

"Oh GODDAMNIT," I say.

"Well I was supposed to be the one getting it to that point but I mean...," Token says.

"Will you marry me?" He asks.

"You don't need to ask at this point!" Clyde says.

I hit my head on the desk.

"Well, That is an... amusing sight," Kyle says.

Stan nods.

"I'm-I'm not even mad, or disappointed. I'm just literally having a crisis," I say.