Jealous~Stendy (South Park.)

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I have a weird obsession with writing so said 'slutty' people. Help me, this is so fucking weird.
Warnings: You can probably catch my warning from the note. Also, both of them are so out of character it's not funny.
Ages: 17.
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Stan's POV.

"I don't really understand the whole thing," Kyle says.

"What are you talking about?" I ask.

"Well...," Nichole starts.

She looks down.

"I erm.... girls are having an another slut role model," Nichole says.

"That has happened a couple of times. So?" I ask.

"This is like, y'know, a new level. Wendy is kinda into it! And that is nothing from a girl that doesn't like the idea of being looked at for your looks," Nichole says.

"She can... if she likes it, I don't own her. If she wants to be that way, fuck it," I say.

Nichole sighs.

"I don't really know. This is weird. Like, I understand, some girls are into it, I don't care.... but Wendy! Or Heidi!" Nichole says.

Kyle rolls his eyes.

"Everyone is into something. They're experimenting," Kyle says.

"I know," Nichole says.

"Come on, Nic. Don't worry too much, it's just... them," Kyle says.

"Thanks Ky," Nichole says.

Couple goals. That's all I can say here.

"Hey Stan," Wendy says.

Now that I've had a warning, I don't know if what I'm seeing is the worst or best case scenario. Like, somewhat it's weird but I.... gotta support my girl.

"Nice jeans," I say.

Okay Stan, you can do this, it's your girlfriend, you won't get jealous... at fucking all..........................who am I kidding? I have a huge jealousy problem.

"How are you doing?" Wendy asks.

"I... fine," I say.

Nichole mouths 'I warned you' at me. I give her a thumbs up. She knows I'm really jealous very easily.

"Oh shit, Testaburger went wild."

"Fucking excuse me?" I ask.

"Oh the jealous boy is coming."

I look at them with the most murderous look I can muster. I shouldn't, I don't own her, I'm just a very shitty person when it comes to this crap.

"Calm down," Wendy says.

Kyle rolls his eyes at us. He's a fucking angel when it comes to these kinds of things but I honest to God am immature and insecure enough to be scared of these situations.

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