Clumsy~K2 (South Park.)

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Soulmate (If there are places where it's written Soul mate, I started this when I was really tired.) AU because I haven't done that yet. I'll probably do some other ships as well but-.
Warnings: I swear like a fucking sailor.
Ages: 20 both.
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Kyle's POV.

I get up, looking at my arm in case of any marks. I swear, my soul mate is a clumsy as shit.

"Kyle! Breakfast!" Mom yells.

I just stare at my wrist. Who is he to decide to get a tattoo on me? I swear to God, I don't want a damn tattoo. Was weird enough when I got my ears pierced at night.

"Kyle! Breakfast!" Mom yells again.

"Coming!" I yell.

I get to the kitchen, waving.

"Hi mom," I say.

"What took you so long?" Mom asks.

I show her my left wrist.

"Someone got a tattoo, when I was sleeping," I say.

"Maybe it's a hint. A lot of people tattoo their names so their soul mates can find them," Mom says.

"Yeah, I've seen. This isn't too helpful," I say, showing her the wrist closer.

"I mean. There is a K in it. That shortens your options," mom says, trying to think positively.

"We could be in the Philippines for all I know, a K is not really helpful at all," I say.

"What is he gets more tattoos in more hidden places and spells his name. You never know," mom says.

"I love how enthusiastic you are but I can just go with someone else," I say.

"At least try," she says.

"I've done nothing but trying my whole life," I say.

I get a bruise on my hand.

"Oh serious? That clumsy bastard," I say.

I hit my wrist on the table. There is a moment before my hand starts getting small dots on it. They spell 'Hei'. I answer with getting 'hi' under the wrist. He does dots, ending up with 'UK or US.' So, I answer with 'US.' He does 'Finn' just below his elbow. I get over it 'Name'. He first draws an arrow pointing to the other hand and writes on that one. 'Kenneth.' I sigh and get a line between them to write 'Last name is more helpful.' He puts 'McCormick' on his hand.

"I told you to have hope," mom says.

I smile at her and look back at my hand.

'You?'

I just dot my last name with my first names first letter. He writes an 'Ok'.

"That's adorable," mom says.

I smile at her.

~Time skip because i wanna write about them meeting because I'm one of these kids that like cute shit more than I like people writing on their skin.~

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