THIS is fun to write. I don't have to have a plot, a pairing, I do not have to write denial of feelings. (Before anyone asks, in my mind, they are in one of those old club room places, where all the nerds used to hang out.)
Warnings: Talk about many things that are sexual, sexual undertones and cursing.
Ages: 18 all.
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Kyle's POV.
"Okay. I can start," I say.
"Like we ask you?" Kenny asks.
"Yeah, I guess," I say.
"Truth or dare?" Kenny asks.
"Lets go with the pussy option," I say.
"Oh shit. Did all of you write yours in?" Kenny asks, pointing at the newcomers.
"Yeah," Clyde says.
"Okay. What do you not want to tell us?" Kenny asks.
"Hm. Quite a lot of things. Maybe something about the job I have. How about my asshat of a boss and his very homophobic comments?" I ask.
"Kenny. Lets go this way," I say.
"Since you did the pussy option, I'll be daring," Kenny says.
"Kiss the guy that has the same eye color. You can tell this was meant for you or Stan or even Leo," I say.
Kenny kisses Craig.
"We are getting gay already," Wendy says.
"Wendy," Kenny says.
"What?" Wendy asks.
"I said your name, meaning I asked you," Kenny says.
"Oooh. Dare," she says.
"You get the good one. Decide two people that have to kiss," Kenny says.
"I'll get a bottle, there is no reason in me doing it like that," Wendy says.
She comes back with a bottle and spins it. First it goes on Nichole, then Bebe.
"Oh, gay already," Kenny says, pretending to be Wendy.
"Look. It has never gone so gay so quick," Wendy says.
"Th-The gayness in this room is catching up to the game," I say, laughing at my shitty joke.
Nichole and Bebe kiss.
"Craig," Wendy says.
He sighs.
"Fuck it! Dare!" He says.
"Kissing the person to your left," Wendy says.
"Has everyone just put kissing there?" Red asks.
Clyde rolls his eyes and kisses Craig.
"There. Not so fucking hard," he says.
"Stan," Craig says.
"Dare!" He says.
Craig looks away from the paper.
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