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𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕨𝕠

[A/N: make sure you've checked out chp 80-81! <3]

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Jiminie
hi bitch

Hobi
you called??

Jiminie
no I texted

Hobi
that's not what I meant-

Jiminie
anyways I have a couple questions for u 🤸‍♂️

Hobi
not liking where this is going🙈💖💫🧚‍♀️

Jiminie
wait actually

deadass kinda need to ask u these in person

cuz it'll be fun watching ur reaction😹😹

Hobi
mom come pick me up I'm scared-

Jiminie
it's nothing worse worrying over unless u think about it that way ;)

Hobi
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

UR CONFUSING ME 😾

Jiminie
bitch u blind I said I can't tell u over text

Hobi
THEN WHY DID U TEXT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE IM—

Jiminie
ur what?

whipped?

Hobi
????

"Shit," Jimin scolded himself for nearly slipping, quickly thinking up of a smooth cover up as his thumbs hurriedly typed along his phone keyboard like his life depended on it. 

Jiminie
WHIPPED CREAM

I MEANT WHIPPED CREAM

😁😁👍

Hobi
still doesn't make sense but aight

then again

u never make sense •👄•

Jiminie
>:( meanie

Hobi
suqq a toe hoe 😋

Jiminie
ummmm chile anywayz

when can I ask u in person

like somewhere private

and excluded

Hobi
r u trying to kill me what is this

Jiminie
NO!

I just don't want anyone else to overhear cuz it may expose a part of u I never knew about

Hobi
did u like go to Wonderland w Alice and get high w the caterpillar guy cuz ur not making any sense rn and I'm losing braincells by the second