Nanbaka x Reader one shots

Upa x Reader: My Child

"Why am I here?" You ask Hajime.

"Because we requested you to be here." Uno slings an arm around your shoulders. You shrug his shoulder off and just frown.

"You listened to them?" You deadpannned at Hajime.

"Just don't." He growls. You sweat drop.

"Alright...."

"This will be fun! We haven't seen you in awhile (Y/n)." Nico smiles excitedly.

"It has been awhile since you got moved to cell 4." Rock adds.

"How long ago was that? A month ago?" Jyugo asks no one is particular.

"Don't know, don't care. Let's just hang out before I get sent back to my cell okay?" You smile shyly at them.

"Sure." They all give you love struck looks.

You walked around after playing a few games with your friends. You even saw two new guys from building 5. Samon came as well and argued with Hajime again but they both got their asses kicked by Kazari.

"I swear, they're more childish than the inmates here combined." You mumbled to yourself as you watched Hajime and Samon get up from the floor.

"Excuse me! You're in my way!" A voice yells irritated.

Looking at the owner of the voice, you see no one their.

"Down here." You look down and see a rather short boy standing before you.

"I've been asking you to move for awhile now woman!" He gives you an irritated look.

"This is.....s-so cute..." You mumble as you look at the shorter boy.

"Huh?" He gives you this confused look.

"Come with me." You picked up the kid and carried him under your arm, practically holding him like a sack of potatoes.

"Hey! Put me down!" He struggles to get out of your arms.

'Even with the powers he has, he holds back. He could easily attack me-if not kill me in just seconds. He's holding back.' You thought as you continued to walk straight ahead with a poker face.

"Hey inmate! Bring him back!" Supervisor Gokuu yells at you once he noticed that you were leaving the arcade room with Upa under your arm.

"No!" You hiss at him as you hold Upa closer to you.

"Seriously just let me go." Upa sighs frustrated.

You raised an eyebrow at him before deciding to test him.

"Alright." You shrug as you set him on his feet. "I'm ready to go back to my cell now Hajime." You say as Hajime nods and handcuffs you, leading you out of the arcade room.

You were barley 3 steps away from said room when you felt someone clung to your leg.

"You're not going anywhere!" Upa yells as he clings into your leg.

"Damnit monkey! Control your inmates!" Hajime growls at Samon.

"No.58! Let go of inmate no.8!" Samon yells as he tries to pry Upa off of your leg.

"No!" Upa whines.

"So cute!" You yell as you have a little fan-girl-heart-attack.

After your little 'moment' you grab Upa and place him back under your arms.

"Alright. Let's go." You say as you're off again with Upa in your arms.

"Hey let him go!" Hajime and Samon yell.

"No! He's officially my child now!" You yell, getting protective over your 'child.'

"Wait what?" Cell 13 along with Qi pop out of nowhere.

".....child?" Upa mumbles. 'Is this what it's like when you get friend zoned?' He thought, heart starting to ach.