Nanbaka x Reader one shots

Jyugo x Reader: Kiss Kiss Fall In Love!

Yes. This title is necessary.

"Why don't we just leave him? He's probably already gone anyways." Honey tried to get himself out of doing mouth to mouth to Jyugo. Aka, CPR.

"Just do it already!" Uno panics. Honey sighs and slowly starts to lean into Jyugo's almost lifeless body.

You stand back, hiding away in the shadows as you watch.

'New fan-fiction equals more Yaoi. New fan-fiction equals more Yaoi.' You repeat in your head as you watch with interest. Yes, you are very excited for this.

Honey's eyebrow twitches as he starts to lean in. Then, he does it.

You almost let out a squeal and cover your mouth to stop yourself.

After a few minutes, Jyugo woke up coughing. Getting the water out of his lungs. He sat up, his face Blue.

"I thought I was gonna die." Jyugo sighs in relief.

"That's my line you idiot." Honey's voice is muffled as he continues to wipe his mouth with his shirt sleeve.

"Well now that that's done, let's get going." You speak up. You had managed to control your YOD. Aka, Yaoi Obsession Disorder.

"N-no way." Honey shivers.

You look behind yourself and see them all staring at you in agape.

"Wha-"

"How come you didn't say anything sooner!?" Honey whines as he sobs in a corner.

"It should have been you not him." Jyugo says a bit disgusted that he touched lips with Honey.

"How long have you been hiding?" Trois asks.

"I think when we got cut off with Upa and Liang." You tap your chin in thought.

"That long!?" They yelled. You ignored them but went up to Jyugo and Honey.

"So?" You ask.

"So what?" They question.

"So are you guys in love yet?"

"Shut your damn mouth!" They yell.

"But your supposed to be in love. In Ouran High School Host Club, its kiss kiss fall in love. You guys 'kissed kissed' but where's the 'fall in love'?" You ask.

".....that's.....not how people fall in love (Y/n)...." They sigh.

"You don't know that." You wink.