Nanbaka x Reader one shots

Ruka x Reader x Kiji: Don't Ask

"Why do you look like you were hit by a truck?" You sweat drop when you see your friend walk into the guard room.

"Don't. Ask." He fumes as he goes to sit in a booth.

You then see Kiji walk into the guard room. You sweat drop.

"Okay. Why do you look like you were hit by a truck?"

"Don't. Ask." He growls out.

'Great. My two friends are on their man periods.' You thought sarcastically.

You glance between the two. Ruka sitting in a booth on one side of the room. Kiji sitting on the couch on the other side of the room. Then theirs you. Sitting on the floor, cross legged. In the middle of the room.

"How dare you say my handsome looks are wilting." Kiji growls as he gets up and starts throwing random stuff at Ruka.

"How dare you say I'm a queer when I'm a queen!" Ruka shouts. They start throwing random stuff at each other. All of it, going over your head.

"Ladies, ladies. You're both beautiful." You crawl to the door, wanting to leave the room.

You then feel four arms wrap around you.

"Which one of us is more beautiful?" They demand. You shift uncomfortably in the chair they put you in.

"Ruka." You state.

"Ha! Take that!" He smirks at Kiji childishly.

"Kiji is fabulous though." You look at the taller male.

"Hahahaha. Take that." Kiji smiles at Ruka smugly.

"What!?" Ruka shrieks.

"Can I go now?" You raise your hand.

"No!" They shout. You then sigh. Welp, hope your ready for an hour to answer their questions on who is more handsome or skilled etc,.