SwanQueen One Shots - Book Two

Random Texts Part Two

Emma: Come on, I wasn't even that drunk!

Regina: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Emma: BUT YOU ARE!

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Henry: Honestly though, the party was lit!

Killian: The place was lit up?

Henry: No, it was LIT

Killian: There was a fire?!

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Emma: Hey Killian, I'm going to the store for a few things. Do you want me to get you anything?

Killian: Yes, can you please get me some condoms. I've heard you must use them when on a date.

Emma: A date huh?

Killian: Yes

Emma: Killian..

Killian: Yes?

Emma: You do know you can't get your hand pregnant

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Regina: Did you get Henry's diapers?

Emma: No

Regina: I TOLD YOU TO! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL DAY?!

Emma: Saving Storybrooke

Regina: THAT'S NOT A GOOD EXCUSE!  GO GET DIAPERS NOW!

Emma: Ruby help me I think it's the time of the month for Regina

Regina: WHAT?!!?

Emma: That was meant for Ruby

Regina: DON'T THINK ABOUT COMING HOME

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Killian: Swan, I need your help. I accidently turned the magic box on and I have no idea how to turn it off

Emma: Just use the remote

Killian: The what?

Emma: You know, the things with the buttons?

Killian: How is a shirt going to turn the magic box off?

Emma: Nvm I'll be right there

Killian: What is nvm?

Emma: Forget it, I'll walk to your house and show you how to turn the TV off

Killian: TV?

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Regina: Henry, why aren't you at home?

Henry: I'm at Grandma and Grandpa's!

Regina: No. I'm there.

Regina: I know you're at the lake but why? It's 11:30

Henry: Ugh...Fine...I'll tell you...It's because I'm with Jacinda

Regina: Like on a date?

Henry: Maybe

Regina: Aww

Henry: MOM!

Regina: Just come home in ten mins

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Emma: What are you all smiley about?

Regina: Youuu

Emma: Haha what about me?

Regina: I like you

Emma: I like you too

Regina: You better

Emma: Haha why is that?

Regina: 'Cause we are getting married

A/N: Sorry it's shorter than the last one and not as good! I didn't come up with these but this is for those who wanted more 😅😅

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