Dragon ball Abridged x Male Rayquaza Reader [Male Reader insert]

Chapter 15: Super Kami Guru

A/N: you all find the grand elder Namekian named guru.

You all finally arrived at the location of Guru's house.

Dende: That is it up ahead.

Krillin: So that's where yours lives, huh? On Earth our old Namek lives in a floating castle.

Dende: You have one as well?

Krillin: Well, he died, but yeah.

You all descended in front of Guru's house.

Dende: This does not bode well.

You all saw a tall Namekian walk out of guru's house. He started talking in Namekian language.

Nail: "in Namekian" Dende... ...what have you brought to Guru's house?

Dende: "in Namekian" Foreigners. They claim they are here to help. Personally, I think we are boned.

Logan: nice language.

Nail: "in Namekian" Ah, seems we must speak the universal language... "in English" English.

Logan: well we've come here for a good reason. We haft to talk to your grand elder. So step aside please.

Nail: Listen, I don't care where you come from or who you are, I will not put up with such disrespe...

You all the heard a voice come from inside the house.

Guru: Naaaaaaaaaail! Get in here...

Nail: Oh... "groans" goddammit...

The Namekian walked in the house and you all followed. You all saw a very old and very fat Namekian.

Nail: What is it, Lord Guru?

Guru: I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee....

He then noticed Krillin.

Guru: Nail, there is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.

(Y/N): Uh, actually, he's from Earth.

Guru: ...Kill it like the rest.

Krillin: Uhhh...

Nail: Ehh, actually sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet.

(Y/N): he's right. We've came here looking for help. And we see you have a DragonBall up there. So we're going to make sure that they don't steal it.

Guru: And how is that?

Krillin: we're gonna take it!

Nail: Learn your place, Earthling! You have some nerve demanding a DragonBall from...

Guru handed Krillin the DragonBall.

Guru: Here, take it.

Nail: I... What?

Guru: Just don't steal the TV.

Nail: Sir, we, uhh......we don't have a television.

Guru: Nail... gather the rest of the DragonBalls and wish for a plasma TV.

Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.

Guru: I'm about to misuse my hand upside your heaaaaaad!

Krillin: So... we can just take this and go?

Guru: Wait. There is something I must first do.

Nail: You don't mean...

Guru: Yes. I see something within this young man… strength yet untapped… power yet unleashed… Now hold still as I unleash the valley of strength hidden deep withiiiiin!

He put his hand on Krillin's unlocked his hidden potential.

Guru: There. I have unlocked your potential.

Krilin: I don't feel that different...

Guru: It wasn't that much.

Krillin: Huh. So this is my full potential?

Guru: Yes.

Krillin: So... then it's...

Guru: All downhill from here.

Krillin: Like Yamcha...

Guru: I do not know what this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds disappointing.

Logan: trust us, it is.

Krillin: Well, we better get this DragonBall back to Gohan. Once we find them all, we can wish back our old Namekian!

Guru: Wait. You said that you were from Earth, correct?

Krillin: Yeah.

Guru: So, the son of Katas has passed. Unfortunate.

(Y/N): the humans there just called him Kami.

Guru: Oh, so he calls himself God. Pretentious prick. Nail.

Nail: What.

Guru: I shall henceforth be known as: Super Kami.

Nail: Yes, Super Kami.

Guru: No wait.... Super Kami Guru.

Nail: Can I just call you Guru for short?

Guru: Super Kami Guru allows this.

Krillin: Well, we'd better hurry up. See you later! And thanks for the DragonBall!

You all left Guru's house and started to fly back to Gohan and Bulma.

Guru: Nail... Prepare to retrieve the DragonBall... and the bodies.

A/N: what a fat bastard.