Dragon ball Abridged x Male Rayquaza Reader [Male Reader insert]

Chapter 35: Namek's Destruction

A/N: you and goka hurry to get off the soon to explode planet namek. At first it seemed hopeless,  but you eventually found a pod while goka.....found another way of escape.

You and goka were finding a way off namek while you were holding the injured frieza.

Goka: why do you have her again?

(Y/N): because I've got punishment for her.

Goka: what happened to Ginyu?

(Y/N): I think logan has her.

(On Earth).

Logan: stop hopping away you froggy bitch.

(On namek).

Goka:........

(Y/N): yep.

Goka's mind Where am we? Where's my ship? Everything looked the same before, now it looks all the same but on fire!

Frieza then noticed her ship.

Frieza: My ship!

You all land inside the ship and start running.

Goka: All right, gotta find it!

King Kai spoke to Goka telepathically

King Kai: Goka, hurry!

You all ran inside Frieza's ship and reached a door to the control room. You blasted it open and ran in.

Goka: The controls! Where is it, where is it?

Lava erupted nearby the ship.

Frieza: ep!

King Kai: It's about to blow!

Goka's mind: Come on, come on!

As goka found a button, you found a pod and you and frieza got in.

Goka: There!

Goka pressed the button, and out came a muffin.

(Y/N): what the?

Goka: Yes!

Goka kept pressing button and more muffins popped up.

King Kai: Oh, my God...

Goka continued pressing the button, spawning more muffins.

Goka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...!

You pressed the button to the pod and it took off. Namek then exploded and vanished completely from the face of the galaxy. The pot you and frieza were in was still their as it was moving through space.

(Y/N): well there goes the planet. And goka.....

You and frieza saw goka in a huge muffin in the form of a pod.

Frieza: what the fuck?

(Y/N): I'm not even going to ask how.

The pods kept moving through space until you both landed on a planet.

(Y/N): well then, let's see where he ended up in.

The pod doors open and you got your glimpses at some small purple skinned aliens.

(Y/N): well this aught to be good for a while.

(Meanwhile on earth).

Bulma had gotten through talking when king kai about what he thought had happened to you and goka.

Bulma: Huh. Well, uh, Gohan...........Goka's dead.

Gohan: Damn it!

Bulma: Namekians, your planet blew up.

All the Namekians shouted in a union.

Namekians: Damn it!

Bulma: So, until we can use the DragonBalls, who wants a big ol' sleepover?

Mouri: You think you can accommodate the entirety of my people?

Bulma: My dad's a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist.

a ship was then flying over to them.

Bulma: Speak of the devil.

They got all the Namekians and everyone else and took them to Capsule Corp in west city

Dr. Briefs: So honey, you say all of these are your friends from high school?

Logan: she is clearly not the young to even still be in high school.

Bulma: Yes, Dad.

Dr. Briefs: Tell them to keep out of my scotch.

(TimeSkip).

Dende, Bulma, Master Roshi, Piccolo, Dr. and Mrs. Briefs, Mouri, and the rest of the Namekians were standing in front of the now functional Namekian DragonBalls.

Dende: During our time squatting here on Earth, we taught the Dragon how to speak English.

Bulma: Oh, well, that's convenient.

Dende: Rise Porunga!

Bulma: Wait a second, I just thought of something, maybe we shouldn't do this out in the middle of the...

Porunga rose out of the DragonBalls and people saw him.

Random Woman: Aaah! Godzirra!

Crowds started frantically screaming Godzirra even though it's pronounced Gojira or just Godzilla.

Police Officer: Attention everybody.

He held up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Police Officer: Godzirra, Godzirra. Godzirra, Godzirra, Godzirra. Godzirra, Godzirra.

Most of the crowd sighed in relief and continues to say "Godzirra" in mild interest and got back to their own business.

Gohan: don't they all mean to be saying Gojira?

Logan: oh what, and let TOHO sue everyone?

Gohan: good point.

(Meanwhile).

???: it seems goka and (Y/N) survived.

???: yes, but it won't matter. We've got more to our plan yet to come. We best get started.

The two flew off.

A/N: next chapter, Frieza will be receiving her punishment.