Dragon ball Abridged x Male Rayquaza Reader [Male Reader insert]

Chapter 39: Waiting for Goka and (Y/N)

A/N: after trunks managed to get queen cold to leave earth, him and everyone wait for you and goka to arrive.

Queen Cold: ........... well my baby boy is dead.

Trunks landed on the ground along with Queen Cold.

Queen Cold: well even though you murdered my son, I just can't stay mad at a handsome face lime that~

Trunks: um....ok....so you don't care that I killed him?

Queen Cold: he was literally a horrible son anyway.

Trunks: Okay, sorta thought you'd be a little more pissed...

Queen Cold: Oh, blindingly so. Mind if I see your sword?

Trunks: didn't you already see it?

Queen Cold: not the one I mean~

Trunks: 😶

Trunks' mind: oh god, Dad warned me something like this would happen.

Trunks: l....look lady, your attractive and all but I'm sort of saving myself for a special kind of person.

Queen Cold: oh come now, I can assure you I'm very special. Would you like to be my husband? We could have such a wonderful life together. And even fun~

Trunks: n...no seriously........actually.....you know what....i will but on one condition.

Queen Cold: yes?

Trunks: you'll haft to wait about 50 years.

Queen Cold: deal!

Trunks' Mind: ha! She'll be gone when me in the past is even grown.

Queen Cold: I shall return home, but after 50 years I shall return for you.

Queen Cold flew back into her ship and it flew off.

Trunks: ha, says you.

(Unfortunately for trunks, queen cold is more younger than she appears).

Trunks then noticed the others.

Trunks: Hey, there, guys!

Vegeta: Fuck this guy!

Trunks: I'm about to go meet Goka and (Y/N)! Just follow me!

Gohan: Wait, did he just say my mom?

Krillin: Wait, Gohan! We don't know if we can trust this guy...

Trunks: I also brought snacks!

Krillin: ...but the Bible does say "love thy neighbor"!

Gohan: You're a Buddhist.

Krillin: A hungry Buddhist.

The gang flew off after trunks. Trunks checked his GPS.

GPS: Fly 300 meters northwest, then land near Idiot Rock.

Trunks: So that's what they called it before Idiot Crater...

he landed along with everyone else.

Trunks Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here.

Krillin: Snacks!

Yamcha: To kill us!

Vegeta: To kill snacks!

Trunks: Goka and (Y/N) are going to land near here in approximately three hours. Until then...

He threw a capsule at the ground, revealing a mini fridge.