Dragon ball Abridged x Male Rayquaza Reader [Male Reader insert]

Chapter 44: And then there were two

A/N: You and the others search for Dr. Gero after he escaped during Vegeta's battle with android 19

Vegeta was eating a Senzu Bean while bitching at Krillin.

Vegeta: When a goddamn Super Saiyan asks you for a senzu bean, bald man, you say "how many"?
She gulped down the Senzu Bean and transformed back up into a Super Saiyan.

Vegeta: Ah, that's better. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining, golden goddess such as myself! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go kill the other android! You peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor.

She flew off.

Krillin: So... Vegeta's a Super Saiyan.

Logan: Yeah, whatever. Did you catch the name of her attack, though?

Piccolo: I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?

Nail: (Uh, I don't know. This coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?)

Piccolo's mind: Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?

Nail: (How about... "Devil Drill Beam"?)

Piccolo's mind: What about "Spiral Death Beam"?

Nail: ("Doom Laser"!)

Piccolo's mind:  "Rail Beam"!

Nail: ("Nail Gun"?)

Piccolo's mind: ............Shit, that's good.

(TimeSkip).

You and the z warriors starting searching for Gero and the location of his lab. However no luck came up yet. Around the time, Trunks showed up again and came to help with the situation. Eventually, vegeta started bitching.

Vegeta: you're all the dumbest motherfuckers to ever live! With all this time we've wasted, Dr. Gero has probably made it back to his lab already! And God only knows where that is!

(Y/N): yeah love you too sweetie. -_-

Bulma: I know where that is.

Vegeta: You do?

Trunks: You do? Why didn't you tell me!?

Bulma: Because this never came up before.

Trunks: No, I meant in the future... Never mind. How do you know?

Bulma: All scientists know where other scientists' labs are. Dr. Frapp, Dr. Wheelo...

Trunks: Who?

(Y/N)'s mind: I knew I shouldn't have told her about him.

Bulma: Long story. Last time I checked, Gero had a secret lab right outside North City.

Vegeta: Well then it's time for round goddamn two!

Vegeta powered up and started flying away but trunks flew in front of Vegeta.

Trunks: You can't just take off on your own!

Vegeta: Are you giving me orders?

Trunks: No, I'm trying to help you!

Vegeta: Ohohoho, well, I'm sorry, but...

She flew up in Trunks' face.

Vegeta: I don't listen to bastards.

Vegeta flew off, leaving Trunks speechless.

(Y/N): Ouch.

Logan: bitch is cold.

(Y/N): "sigh" we'll seriously need to talk after this.

Logan: like she'll listen.

Trunks: No! We have to stop her!

He flew off after Vegeta.

Trunks: Mom! Wait!

Bulma: Wait, "mom"?

Logan: Oh yeah, by the way, that kid's Vegeta and (Y/N)'s son. Big harm telling you now. Damage already done.

Bulma: Oh, wow, so this little guy will grow up to be that? Wow.

(Y/N): yep.

Piccolo: Anyway... Gohan, I think Bulma and the baby need to go home.

Bulma: We do?

Piccolo: You do.

(Y/N): yeah cause I'd like my still child son, not dead.

Gohan: Well, it would be nice to check in on my mom.

Yajirobe: Actually, I kind of need a ride, too.

Gohan: But I....

Bulma: Actually, I'd like you to take me home first.

Gohan: But you....

Logan: Stop worrying, Gohan. I'm sure Goka's fine.

(She's not).

(TimeSkip).

You all finally found Gero's lab. But while stating out there, you heard more than one voice in there.

(Y/N): you guys hear that?

Logan: yes, it sounds like Gero isn't alone anymore.

Vegeta: god damn it!

Logan: don't get your panties or entire spandex suit in a knot.

Logan kicked down the door and it showed Dr. Gero getting his head kicked off by a black haired girl.

???: Sorry, doc.

She decapitated Dr. Gero with a kick, with his head rolling towards you and the others.

??,: Just following orders.

Dr. Gero: So... could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu....

She crushed crushed his head under her foot.

(Y/N):......sorry didn't catch that all the way. You wanted what?

A/N: XD