Dragon ball Abridged x Male Rayquaza Reader [Male Reader insert]

Chapter 46: Android sill at large

A/N: the androids continue to head to goka's location.

The androids were flying through a snowy landscape.

Android 18: Seriously, can we speed this up? It's cold as tits up here.

Android 17: You know, maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look, we'd be out of here. It's probably best being here than where we were earlier.

Android 18: tell me about it.

Android 17: ... Oh! Oh, look! There's one! There's...

She said as she saw a pink van with the words "LUCKY FOODS" written on the side.

Android 17: Actually, second thought, we don't have to steal the first one we see...

Android 18: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your welching.

Android 17: Ugh, whatever.

They flew down.

While the three androids go near the van, the owners of it were getting coffee.

Chuck: So, Jones, uh, how's the wife and kids?

Jones: Still dead, Chuck. Been four months.

Chuck: Oh... I am terrible at small talk.

Jones: Yes, you are. Huh?

Jones noticed the androids in front of the van as android 17 opened the back of the van.

Android 17: Huh... Lucky Foods. Kind of ironic.

Jones: Uh, young lady? Need you to stay out of our van!

Android 17: All right, guys, we're takin' the van.

Android 16 then picked up the van.

Android 17: No, buddy, we're gonna drive it.

Android 16: Oh.

He put the van back down.

Android 16: Sorry.

Android 17: It's cool. Now you have a place to sit.

Android 16: Affirmative.

He got inside the back of the van.

Android 16: Shotgun.

Android 17: Not quite what that means, but hey, keep tryin', man.

She got inside the van alongside her sister and starts the engine.

Android 17: Bitchin'. Next stop: Casa de Goka.

Android 18: How 'bout no. New clothes first, Goka's casa second.

Android 17: *scoffs* sisters. Am I right, 16?

Android 16: Confirmed. She is your sister.

Android 17 laughs.

Android 17: She is...

They drive away.

(TimeSkip).

They drove for hours inside that van and they were still in the same landscape.

Android 18: hours and we're still here. Either your a slow ass driver or this place is just so fucking long.

Android 17: why don't you just do something to pass the time then, like thinking about that dragon guy who kicked your ass.

Android 18: news flash, he kicked your ass too.

Android 17:.......

The two of them then heard a siren noise. Android 17 then got an idea and stopped the van. Android 17 and 18 stood outside the van as a police car came up and stopped next to the van with two policemen coming out.

Android 18: Wow. You actually pulled over.

Android 17: No, no, no, this is gonna be great. Shut up.

Tex: You two.... this vehicle has been reported as stolen! You are under arrest!

He placed handcuffs on the androids.

Avery: Sir, I have checked the vehicle and I have identified another male. And he is fucking big!

Android 16: You cannot sit in the back. I called shotgun.

Avery: He has a weapon!

Tex: Cuff him!

He handcuffed Android 16 who promptly snapped them apart like a twig.

Avery: Do we have any bigger, stronger cuffs?

Tex: Yeah, they're in the car!

Android 18 picked up the police car and threw it at a cliff, blowing it up. She then snapped her handcuffs.

Android 18: All right, I take it back. This is fun.

(Meanwhile).

Piccolo, Kami, and Mr. Popo were on the lookout with Popo being heard whimpering.

Kami: Mmm...

Piccolo: Hmm?

Kami: Hmm?

Piccolo: Hmm?

Kami: Hm-mm!

Piccolo: Mmm!

He said as he stood up.

Kami: Hmm.

Piccolo: Mmm.

He sat back down.

Nail: (Oh, just fuse already!)

(Back to androids).

After they took care of the cops, the androids continued on their way but had to stop at a clothing store. Android 17 was inside the van waiting for his sister, who's inside vying clothes.

Android 17:"sighs" hurry the fuck up, sis.

Android 18:

Android 18 was wearing a western-styled outfit and looking at it in a mirror.

Android 18: This is... the best... you've got?

Store Owner: That is our top-of-the-line! How do you like it?

Android 18: "Like" is a strong word. So is "tolerate". "Hate's" actually lookin' a little weak right now.

Store Owner: Oh, but darlin', you look like the most beautiful rose in a rose garden! I'm sure if I came home with you, my daddy might even love me again!

Android 18: And that is my cue to leave. Later, cowboy.

She began to walk out of the store.

Store Owner: Uh, sweetheart, you gotta pay for those...

He stuttered as Android 18 leaves the store.

Store Owner: Cash or credit!

He runs up to the van as Android 18 got inside.

Store Owner: The register's on the inside! You are getting into your car! You are drivin' away!

The androids drove away.

Store Owner: And I have been robbed... You blonde bimbo, you get back here this instant!

The van stopped and then began to reverse back in the store keeper's direction.

Store Owner: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

He said while running inside.

A/N: well he's fucked.